Bar None

As people that were visiting San Francisco and wanted to see the nightlife there, we met a local that told us it’s one of the best dive bar for young people around. We went and had a blast! Good atmosphere, the bouncer was hilarious, everyone was super social and the best… You can play beer pong in the bar!

Imagine walking into a dimly lit almost dark, mildly humid room with sticky floors and packed with people mostly guys who are undoubtedly no more than two years out of a college frat house (they might still be in one…) and you’ve got 90% of the idea of Bar None. The bartenders can be friendly, most times they aren’t but I can only imagine they’ve got reasons and plenty of stories. Drinks are priced fairly. It’s really just a crowd thing. If you’re into the early 20’s, mostly male fresh out of college vibe, beer pong balls on sticky probably rarely cleaned floors and back into your beer several times, scream talking over loud music kinda thing this might be the place for you.

This bar is my new guilty pleasure. I came here after an IM soccer game with my team and this is pretty much everything you’d expect at a college bar — pitchers and games. Pitchers are $ 12 for Coors, and some will run you a few dollars more, like Lagunitas. They have beer pong tables in the back, and a massive supply of cups to play any drinking game that you could possibly think of. Definitely come here with friends. Make a mess here instead of trashing your own living room: P

Honestly, if u r hella basic this bar has a lot to offer.

Not for BOOSHIE folks. If you wanna let loose and party your ass off this is the spot to be.

Ugh, never again please.
I only wound up here because of the group I was with, but this is definitely not my type of bar. It was basically a college frat house, from the beer pong tables to the gross floors. Nothing about it was appealing, but I guess if you’re out of college but still want to play beer pong, Bar None’s the perfect spot for that.

Trashy place for trashy clientele. What a dump. Obnoxious crowd of 30 year old wanna be college students. Bad service. Bad beer. Bad bouncers. If you want a loud place where the collective IQ is likely about 90, this is the place to go. Otherwise, there are much better bars than this. Not recommended at all.

UMMMM SOOOOO I really like this bar LOL. It’s definitely a throwback to those college days, which I mean, I’m not complaining. It’s like a giant frat party. If you’re not into that scene, then this place probably isn’t for you. But it brings me back to my college days (maybe because I was in a fraternity. LOL).
Tables in the back for drinking games. Guys, RAGE CAGE. rage cage is a lifestyle, not a game. If you’ve never played, look it up and learn because it’s the best drinking game known to mankind. I think there were also pool tables. People were friendly and beers weren’t crazy expensive. Cool place to chill and grab a beer. I was here on a night where there was some sort of event so it was pretty packed. Not sure if it’s always like this, but I could definitely see it being very fun during holidays or events. Fun bar. Dirty. Loud. Dark. But fun.

Shitty drlnks, shitty service. Hope the bouncers know a threat when they see one (i.e. 4’11″ asian girl with a cup of water in her hand is not one of them)

Beer pongs, bar and bar bites. Bar none reminds me of the olé college days, where it was carefree to just enjoy the college life.
It brought me back, but I wasn’t living it up like those days that you’ll never get back. There were Greek fraternities and sororities there.
The feeling is different, but a cool spot to check out for the early twenties crowd.

ah. The gateway to hell… your official blvd of broken dreams. This place really gives Union Street its best name.
Frat row. step right up. Place your best bets who will puke first…
If you are looking for a Herpes free evening. this isn’t your place

Not the best bar in SF, but definitely fun. Since there isn’t a huge crowd here, I’d say it’s on the emptier side, its a great place to gather your friends.
Buy a pitcher, drink some beers, play beer pong and other drinking games. The area for beer pong is DIRTY. Wash those ping pong balls carefully guys…
Beer is cheap. Bathroom stalls are rather dirty and don’t lock all the way.
Check in, get a Unilocal deal, buy a well drink.

Britton is literally a the worst.
We asked for 2 waters & refused to serve us and instead decided to kick us out for trying to stay hydrated.

This bar reminds me of a raging frat party. It definitely attracts a young crowd, mostly people who just graduated from college. They have beer pong, darts, and a hand full of arcade games towards the back of the bar. I like coming here because drinks are cheaper than most other bars in the Marina. Last time we paid only $ 3 for beers and well drinks. And on some holidays they have $ 5 shots. You can’t beat those kinds of prices in the Marina. Which is probably why all the youngins come here.
On holidays, they are SUPER packed. I’ve been here for both St. Patty’s day and NYE and it was CRAZY. In a good way though. Everyone’s having a good time and there’s a great party atmosphere here.
It’s definitely not the cleanest bar. The floors are sticky and bathrooms are kind of nasty, but no one cares that much when they’re drunk. :)
It’s also right next to Extreme Pizza, so if you get the drunchies, you can just go next door for a slice of pizza.

As Cat C. wrote 4 years ago still holds true — «Packed & full of D-​bags that wish they were still in college to enjoy the frat parties.»
I have only been here during the July 4^th Pub Crawl, and both times I have regretted that I had to slum it here on my favorite American holiday. The place is full of people that still wish they were in college. The back beer pong table area is a disgusting sticky mess, the bathroom isn’t much better for men or women.
There are some cheap, well drink specials, but I’m also not a broke college kid, so this isn’t a selling point. If you’re in your young 20s, I can see the appeal.
2 Stars because the staff is actually nice and attentive.

This bar was absolute garbage. We took a chance on this place on the 4^th of July because we were given chips for a free beer from promoters we met at Fishermans Wharf. When we went there and tried to redeem them the bartender immediately responded to us by saying «that’s not me bro». He then cut us off by saying «what do you want to drink». I got a Guiness and my boyfriend got a wheat beer. Both were sour tasting and disgustingly warm. This bar is absolutely horrendous! The service, disgusting beer and dingy, frat-​tastic environment ensured we will NEVER be visiting Bar None again or be recommending it to anyone.

Last night I got kicked out by force by 2 of the bouncers when I was trying to peacefully talk to them. My friend got his beer stollen and thrown away, it was 1 p.m.
Beer pong is fun, place needs to seriously rethink who they hire.

Sticky ass floors… That’s the first thing that comes to mind when I think about Bar None. The location of this bar is pretty cool since it looks like it’s suppose to be the entrance of some home, but it’s a bar!
The bathroom has really poor logistics… And super cramped and dirty :(As you walk further into the bar, they have a foosbal table, beer pong (pretty cool — but I honestly wouldn’t want to play with the cups they recycle and the ball that rolls around the sticky-​ass floor…), basketball, air hockey (you’ll need to trade in your ID for the puck and the thing to hit it with — if you don’t return it, you’ll be charged!) and other arcade games — pretty neat. When you check in, you’ll also get $ 3 wells! But I think that’s already their standard pricing, hahaha.
This place basically reminds me of a college party… Like in Santa Cruz cause there’s a bunch of smokers and Caucasian people. Definitely nothing wrong with that, but ohh the memories! The place gets quite rowdy… But then again, I did go on the Saturday before Saint Patty’s/ Pi Day so it was a pretty cray day. Bars that a little too hectic like this aren’t really in my liking… Shoutout to the bartenders for always being on top of the orders and being friendly though!

Makes sense this place has sucky reviews…
Aka don’t go here if you have any expectations whatsoever…

LOL Bar None gets such bad reviews.
Sure, some of the clients can be total meat-​heads who essentially never left college. You will immediately recognize these people by their obnoxiously loud speech and blatant duchebagary. But am I really going to give a bad review because of the clients?
This place does have a full bar. Maybe no craft beer or craft cocktails, but a full bar nonetheless. Moreover, though some clients may be douche bags, the bartenders have been nothing but kind. Service was quick. If they ever made a mistake or screwed up my order, they quickly apologized and bought that drink or my next one.
It’s also a great place to catch the game. If I’m in the area with friends and there’s any type of sporting event on, bar none is always one of my options.
Took off a couple stars because there has been several occasions where there was no more soap in the men’s restroom. I now bring my own little container of soap whenever I plan on coming here.