Honduras Restaurant Los Catrachos

Comida hondureña y salvadoreña? Quería un plato típico oh baliadas no tenían …por favor un restaurante hondureño tiene que tener baliadas :(

Very lively place with friendly employees; kind of cramped but with a homey feel!
Their drinks/​juices/​aquas are amaaazing and their pupusas are top knotch. I love that they brought out bean dip instead of salsa for the appetizer chips, which were also delicious.
Our pupusas were really well made; if I had to say anything bad there was just a little too much masa, but they came out large and piping hot with enough salsa to spare, leaving us in total bliss.
Difficult to find parking but you’ll leave fat and happy!

This place sucks, I went to eat and asked «some tacos» for starters were good, disgust was when I ordered my main dish «eggs with chorizo» was horrible I tried it and I still have the disgunto in my mouth, I take off my appetite immediately and the waitress I remove the plate that was conpleto and answered me rudely «what’s wrong» I kindly replied bananas full fat raw egg with funny smell she looked at me and retired as usual, when I knew watch this bill recharged the dish even eat, I wonder what I paid? ok that’s fine I can not change it any wonder, I look for someone to think about the cook was the owner of the place and asks me super-​mad «¡What happened to the food that I have never claimed calls me! «and to finish off I forbade entry to the business just by telling you that I did not like the food, pay for a lousy meal service poorly
if you hate someone invite him to that place rather poor service … ohhhh Terrible Terrible

We came here because we were picking up Filipino food for my mother-​in-​law a few doors down, which was really good, by the way. I ordered a vegetarian burrito with no cheese and no sour cream for my vegan husband and a chicken burrito for myself. When we got home, I started eating my burrito, which was okay but nothing special. My husband bit in to his burrito and the first thing he tasted was SOUR CREAM! Which part of no sour cream and no cheese did the cook not understand. He told the waitress this 3 times! He had to drive back to the place and have them remake it. They weren’t to happy about that but they did it anyways. His burrito was quite a bit smaller this time for some strange reason. We will NEVER eat here again.

This place is really not a restaurant. I speak Spanish by the way and so I was able to communicate with these people. I have eaten here three times (about 1.5 years ago). The first time I ordered some papusas. They were ehhhhh (ok they were horrible). The next time I thought that perhaps they would make a better chicken burrito. I wasn’t cooking back then and I was eating out every day. Was the burrito good you ask? Nope. It was salty and bland. I knew I had thrown away my money again and I felt a little duped. But as I am the ultimate optimist, I decided to give them one more try– hoping the third time was the charm. I ordered one of the typical popular Honduran dishes. The third time was not the charm and in fact this visit was very strange. The food wasn’t bad this time but the activity of those that «work» there was weird. I’ll tell you what I figured out about this place. I think this is a brothel. Why did I jump from bad restaurant to brothel??? Well one of my waitresses (who had served me two of the three visits) kept vanishing during one of my visits. Not only was that bad customer service but she actually said that she went to dance with some group of guys that were in some area behind the restaurant. Wtf?!? She was gone for awhile and that was weird. Also I saw her kiss a customer on the lips (could have been her bf), but why was there a group of guys dancing with her and loud music in the back– plus she is kissing a customer (maybe her bf) on the lips during her «waitressing» work time? Hmmm. Also, since I live close by and can see the «restaurant» from my window I loom out once in awhile. I have seen many young good looking women that I thought were «waitresses» dressed in little shorts, skimpy outfits (new waitresses all the time?) coming out of the «restaurant» and going into cars filled with guys. Wtf?! I saw this sort of weird situation more than once. What would you deduce. Plus the food blows and when you order they give you attitude. Why? Because the place is a front for a brothel or some shady. Plus they are open at 1 am and serve liquor at that time. Wtf? I won’t be going back there ever AND I hope law enforcement keeps an eye on the place. I know the Excelsior is seedy but this is crazy. Get them out of the neighborhood!

This place sucks. Food takes 4ever to be made. plus waitress was on her phone and eating, she Never came back to see if me and my boyfriend were doing good with the food. it just sucks in every way

How do I even begin to describe this place? There was a large TV in the front of the restaurant that was extremely loud and in Spanish. It was nauseating. Directly behind me was a blinking Christmas tree playing Christmas/​Tetris music. There were blinking Christmas and non-​Christmas lights EVERYWHERE. The walls were painted blue and the overhead lights were blue. Oh yeah, the waitress was about 20 years old and didn’t speak a lick of English but was friendly. The place was absolutely hideous… but it was clean. I decided to stay. It ended up being the best damn south-​of-​Mexican food I’ve had to date. The Carne Azada was fantastic. Also, I couldn’t wait to get out of the place when I was finished. Ugh. And while I was there, about half of the orders that came in were to-​go. WHY DO YOU THINK?

This place is WEIRD! and Disgusting! Bad FOOD!
OK I got that out of my system… Let me explain why… I came here on a Friday Night with my lady, place was empty with just 3 guys across from us… After we placed our orders… I noticed that the group of guys started taking pictures of us with there cell phones! WTF! So I just ignored it because I didn’t want to mess up my Friday Night… Well Regardless of that fact, it still got Messed Up!
We ordered an appetizer which was Yucca con Chicharron. –That Crap was Disgusting! The Yucca was Deep Fried and Super OLD! With small pieces of pork and the whole Freaking plate was covered in Cabbage?!
When our main plates came out, I wanted to YACK! Everything was OLD! The Meat super Salty and OLD, the Rice under cooked, Beans from Yesterday and they added french fries that where wayyy Over Fried!
So in other Words DO NOT COME HERE… Avoid this PLACE! your you’ll waste $ 9 for a damn plate of old looking Dog Food!
The things that where good here that I enjoyed was the Waitress… She was very Nice, Sweet, and Cool. She showed me the Sodas and beers from Honduras. And they played loud music with the music videos as if we where at a Club!
If you Really Hate someone… Tell them to Eat Here! :) Evil Smile, Evil Smile!

I didn’t get to actually eat here although I sincerely tried. I recently moved to Excelsior and don’t yet have a fridge, microwave, or pots and pans to cook with. As a result, I eat out almost daily so, after work, I wandered into this place. I couldn’t find any reviews about it on Unilocal but was feeling adventurous.
I grabbed a couple of menus from the counter and sat down, pouring through them. The waitress came up to me and I told her that it was my first time at the restaurant and will take awhile for me to figure out what to order. The waitress said, in a broken manner, that she did not understand. Oh yes! I was excited now! Authenticity at it’s best! So, knowing that Spanish is the official language of Honduras, I say one of the few things I know in Spanish «Un momento, por favor.» The waitress walks away and, once I’ve decided on my order, I tell her what I want. She corrects me, pointing out that I was ordering on the lunch menu for dinner and that I should be ordering from the dinner menu instead. Oops, my bad! So, I order something from the dinner menu. The waitress repeats the order to the fat female cook who was standing next to a gril a couple feet from us both. Without looking up from the grill, the cook hunkers down while rolling her eyes, and said, in a manner that showed her annoyance «No!» That’s it, the cook just said no. The waitress looked at me inquisitively giving me back the dinner menu, as if she wanted me to give it another try to see what the cook would cook. «No thank you,» I reply as I hand her back the menu and leave the restaurant. I think I had enough of this place. No wonder there are no reviews on this place despite the fact that it’s been here for awhile. Apparantly, you can’t actually eat here.