Dynamix Outfits

So Esther and I are in this plaza, waiting for others to arrive so that we can get our $ ¹⁵⁄₁ hour chair massage on. We see a few clothing stores and some of the stuff in the window was really cute so we decided to pop in to check it out. All of the clothing at this store is from China. Mostly HK if I had to guess. And I am absolutely certain that these outfits probably cost the store owner $ 10-​$ 20 per piece. Maybe even less. But they were being sold for well over $ 100. I actually did not see anything in the store for less than $ 100, except these lycra tubetop bra things that probably were only $ 0.50 or something crazy cheap like that.
So anyway. We had time to kill and didn’t want to just walk in and out, so we fingered through the racks all the while the owner is constantly trying to pick stuff out for me. She would say «oh, I know your style. You like this right? (holds up some ghastly school girl plaid jumper get up). Um, no thanks. Then she would say „Oh no. Oh ok. Then I know what you like.“ (Holds up some super lacy, frilly, gem encrusted top). Um, HELL NO lady. „Oh no? Oh ok. So this MUST be your style“.
This went on for about 6 or 7 outfits. I didn’t want to be rude. But damn. Anyways… There was this dress. It’s a tube top, very slim dress. In order to wear that dress, you must be no more than 5’3» tall and weigh no more than 95 lbs. Well it just so happens that Esther fits that description and she was thinking about trying on the dress. So I point to it and tell Esther to try it on. The shop owner (who by the way, has a VERY VERY thick Cantonese accent when speaking English) sees me and says:
Shop Owner: You no try that dress. No No. Her (points to Esther), she can try that dress, but you, no.
Me: No, I don’t want to try it on. I’m telling her to try it on.
Shop Owner: Ah. Ok Ok. Yeah, you, too big. (points to my butt) You big butt. Big legs. You no try. Her (points to Esther) she very skinny. She good size. But you, no no. So sorry.
Me: Um, yeah. Thanks.