UYE Slanted Comedy @ San Jose Improv

My first UYE!!! Woot! Woot!!!
It was so cool that I get to see Serbelle, Cindi N, and Jean P again. Then I get to meet in person the famous Walter P, Ron Jeremy R, Mikey U, Christina, and of course our Unilocal ambassador VIPs (Connie C and Jessica T).
I am familiar with the featured comedians (Edwin San Juan and Joey Guila)…I enjoyed watching them… I was famous for like 5 secs when Joey mentioned V Town LOL… the other comedians (opener) were not bad at all… like other Unilocalers felt… Felt bad for Eunorma (i think that is really her name) the host… I gave her a hug after the show and i told her that she’s alright!
I didn’t stay long after the show that I missed the group pic… I was worried about getting home really late b/​c I have to get up really early in the morning. It was a School Nite after all!
Minus one star because some of us didn’t get the service that we deserved from the establishment…

The company was great… Unilocalers ROCK! Would’ve been nice to be able to sit together… but will have to write a separate review on the Improv site about this…
The comedians were pretty funny, but like everyone else, I REALLY enjoyed Joey and Kevin? over Edwin. The MC girl was cute at first… and I really wanted to like her but DAMN quit attempting to be funny if you ain’t. I felt bad for her as her jokes were greeted by silence. She should’ve been better off just plain announcing!
Overall, another good time, regardless of how bad the customer service was!

–ok, i’m reviewing the event and not the venue cuz the venue’s service sucks asshole big time
–awwwww, got to hang out with the SBC again
–parked at a 2 dollar garage, i remember that shieyt being free before, free like stepping on the piss on the floor of that place
–jing was waiting for me cuz she could afford the 5 dollar parking infront of the event hahaha
–so we say hi to waltar and ron jeremey in line and got our tickets
— then we bouce to get chips and a guinness at some joint across the street
–saw my homie venice (aka tugboat) and he was telling me how he works with the comedians tonight
–got inside and tried to save seats for everyone and their momma but they wouldn’t let us, assholes
–but i must say there was one bouncer guy that was totally cool with us, giving us advice that if 2 were to sit at one table they won’t get on us
–more Unilocalers arrive wwooohhhooo!
–the show was hilarious, a few flops with the opener/​mc chic that i call chlamydia cuz i cannot remember her name, i bet she would too if it wasn’t hers
–great time with the SBC as always
–jean and her company shared pics i brought of my clubbing days in palo alto since her cousin is married to the guy i was in the pictures with! small world
–i noticed cindi has nice che-​ches
–the indian comedian was hot but up front i felt like getting him some steel wool for his face:(
–waltar and ron jeremy started pointing at me when they were talking about opening a hospital right there and then with all the filipinos in the house
–christina was very hungry and shared her 4 entrees lol
–mikey and venus saved good seats for connie and jessica
–i saw vicky in action and boy you would not want to piss her off with bad service
=WE ALL WANNA SHANK OUR WAITRESS

(… review of the talent and Unilocaly-​good company, not the establishment. For a glaring review of the Improv, clicky-​click:
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«To watch a comedian bomb is one of the greatest thangs in the world… I love it!»
–Dave Chappelle, Inside The Actor’s Studio
I am a huge admirer of Chappelle, but. ugh, no! NO! It’s not fun to watch when the comedienne has trouble with a room! Watching someone tank is one of the hardest sights to behold, and when you are THAT close to the performer who’s struggling? Their plight becomes your plight (…or maybe I’m just kinda sensitive!).
So, that being said, still, MUCH PROPS and BIG UPS to the Slanted Comedy Crew, and especially to the emcee, Nutragena, for holding it together; that’s heart, that’s courage, that’s sack, to get up on stage and throw yourself on the mercy of an audience. And shame shame on whoever «boo’d» the girl!
Aside from that, I knowingly kept away from
footage for the couple of weeks before, so the material was new and fresh to me. HILARIOUSNESS! HOME-​HITTING! TERRIFIC DELIVERIES! GOOD RAPPORT! I’ll have to consider checking out their monthly show again sometime (disdain for the cr@ptastic Improv venue, not withstanding).
Hanging out with new and familiar Unilocal*faces was fantastic (AS ALWAYS!) and only whets my appetite for the next chance to get-​together with these crazies again! I only got to wave and briefly say «hi» to a few people. Kind of a hectic night, and I wish we all got to sit closer together, but that wasn’t our bad; see my Improve review for the very un-​funny joke they try to pass off as service.
Thank you, Vicky L. (
) and Walter P.(
) for getting this event together!
Despite the lackluster service, I still had a great time chillin out and meeting a few new folks!
4-​Stars for the performers!
5-​Stars for y’all Unilocalers!
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HAH! I’m feeling gibberish-​y today! Its Shout-​out time!
Walter P. & RJR, for putting the fear of gawd in me with all the «Make sure Connie and Jessica are taken care of» business!
Omar, long time no see, brah!
Jessica T., Connie C. Sorry if I got a little shy!
Venus H., well, this is Unilocal*,whatcha think? Ya likes?
Auntie Serbelle, HA! You’re crazy, lady! Basketball at D&B sometime?
Jing! At last we meet… kinda! Haha!
Cindi N., for coming through with an awesome pic of the crew!
Cristina I., Jean P., Richard N., and everyone, sorry I didn’t get to holla much!
Mariko, nice to meet you and welcome to the Bay!

This night belonged to Joey Guila
The night also belonged to the South Bay Unilocalers that came out in full force to hang out! Even Jessica T of San Francisco came down to chill with us!

i had a blast.
i got there a lil late, but got to join the group.
didn’t get to meet Vicky :(
Cristina was laughing so loud on my right. throwing crispy laughters into the air.
Jing was laughing so hard on my far left. especially when Vallejo was mentioned.
Serbelle was chuckling the whole entire time by my side.
Walter nearly fell out of his seat when balut was mentioned.
Connie sipping her martini… nonstop.
Edwin San Juan is old for me now. after hearing his jokes twice. that’s it… but i still like his Uncle Rafael impression.
love Joey & hit beat boxin. soooooooo cool, he got me mesmerized. his facial expressions are funny too.
i think that girl needs a new name, perhaps one that’s funnier to make fun of. she was cute at first… but her attempt at funny became lame.
Hassan has a cute sense of humor. i like the «innocent» looks on his face when he cracks jokes.
once again… i had lots of fun with Unilocalers.
–1 star for the bad service from Improv.

First off… I want to mention that all the comics that were present that night were amazing. The fellow Unilocalers were fantastic! It was great to see some of you again, and to meet new faces.
That was about the only good things about this damn establishment. The manager was an absolute pushover and our server was an effing bitch. The seating people kept insisting that they couldn’t seat until everyone was present so we sat in small groups scattered throughout. Yet, strangely enough when the bills came, they charged gratuity because we were «a large group.» Double you tee eff.
I can feel my blood pressure rising. We munched on sandwiches that no one told us we couldn’t take in. Our server was a f*cking joke. She brought us three glasses of water and never showed her ugly face again until near the end of the show bitching that we needed to order 2 items per person. Uhhhh ok fake bleached blondie. Apparently they bleached out all your brain cells too! We wanted to order you idiot. But you never effing came around!!! How exactly do we order if you don’t come around to take our order?! She then had to galls to hiss at me with her stanky sour cigarette breath that she came around 3 times and we never ordered. Yeah… she never came around. Was probably sneaking off chain smoking outside from the way she reeked of stank.
She got the manager involved by telling him that we didn’t want to order. I spoke with him and he didn’t even want to resolve the situation. He just kept insisting that we made her cry. I told him that we WANTED to order. He then refused to listen to how she was a total bitch towards PAYING CUSTOMERS and kept saying «ok so order!» He brought her out and strangely enough this girl «that was completely in tears because my bf yelled at her for not stopping at our table» didn’t even have a single tear. Now I’m even more pissed at this Bruce the manager who blatantly lied to my face. To add insult to injury he kept saying that we took in outside food. Uh… ok. you had about twenty servers and bouncers and managers walking around including. Everyone could see us noshing on Togo’s. Yet no one came to tell us to chuck it or put it away. Don’t try to use that retarded argument. If I knew, I wouldn’t have done it. Besides, we were going to eat while outside standing in line.
Completely incompetent staff. I just called to complain. The people picking up phones are incompetent. She put me on hold after I requested to speak with a manager due to an issue with last night. Comes back to say that the manager is in a meeting and asks me if I was returning a call or trying to buy tickets. WTF?! I just told you two seconds ago I’m calling to complain! Sheesh! This establishment is an effing joke.