Bubbly: OMG! I heart this place! I have to tell my friends! Blunt: Go here NOW! Blond: Where am I? Crazy: Hurry up and type! The whole world must read this! Cool: Here’s to life, love, and the pursuit of good food. Stay hungry, my friends. Calm: My son is crying and my wife is sighing. It’s good that I have my priorities straight. Dark: Stop by or Hello Kitty dies! Dreary: Why waste your time? You’re only going to love it here! Drowsy: 7.5÷10? 8⁄10? Who gives a sh – ? Horny: I want to slather the BBQ sauce all over my… Perplexed: Are they spring rolls or egg rolls? Should I mention her mustache? How many tacos did I really have before I said, No más? Proud: It’s a hot mess, but I’m almost done! Serious: To write or not to write, that is my only plight. I take a drink, turn down the song, and tell my wife that I won’t be long. 2 hours later, tired as hell, I bid my computer a quick farewell. I play with my son and get coated with pee, but this is the only life for me. Suddenly Simon: What have I just done? I don’t know, but it sure was fun.