Sun Oriental Acupressure

Amazing place! I’ve been a regular at Burke Williams down the street, and they have never massaged my love pump with their vagina! That was the best massage, EVER!!! Sun Massage is the best!!! Albeit, probably not text book definition of, «legal».

I am not sure if I am able to write about a place I was not allowed to enter…
But the clarify the previous review. she was not an old Japanese lady, but an old Korean lady… I can definitely state this because I am Korean.
I knocked on the door and the old Korean lady opens it slowly with just her head peering out. I ask, «What time do you close?» and she says to me, «berry berry busy. no time tonight. Berrry berrry busy…» Must be busy because Dan H. and his homeboys were getting ********************** done…
I of course knew what kind of establishment this place was. but wanted to confirm it. It kind of helped that I had a few glasses of wine from Bodega across the street.

Disclaimer — for the first time in history, I am writing a review in tandem with one of my homeboys. The reason will become clear as you read on.
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So, here’s the deal: there are nicer alternatives in the area. I like Exhale on 2^nd street the best, with their hot plunges and beautiful shower area. My old boss liked Burke Williams as well. Sun Massage, however, is a dingy little bungalow a little down the street from Warsawa on Lincoln. Frank C. had told me about this place a few weeks ago, and this morning, after a huge night of Halloween partying we decided to give it a go.
An older Japanese lady greeted us at the door. The foyer was more like a neat living room than a business entrance.
«You want massage?»
Um. Clearly, lady.
I’m gonna skip twenty minutes later to the grins and high-​fives, ’cause what went down isn’t, um, wasn’t, um legal in the strictest sense of the word.
But, boy oh boy, what a way to kill a hangover.