Bourbon Street

I like the fact they renovated this place but… The girls got ugly. I honestly didn’t want a lap dance from any of them. The waitress we had was so slow and didn’t have any common sense. She literally would walk by and see my glass empty, yet would keep on walking. Smh.
The bouncer was really nice– went out of his way to show my group a good time since it was my birthday. He practically stayed on top of our waitress all night which wasn’t really his job. The DJ sucked because I made a song request and he never played it yet he was the one that came over to us and asked me to request a song.
Smh.
The food was actually not bad. Ordered chicken fingers and some onion rings… tasty. and as far as pricing goes, it’s normal compared to other strip clubs I’ve been to. Id say try it out. Everyone is at least friendly :)

I’ve been to a lot of strip clubs in my time. A lot. But this… this experience at Bourbon Street in Woodbridge will easily go down as the worst experience I have ever had at a titty bar ever.
These girls are all fairly attractive, no doubt, but they do absolutely nothing to earn your dollars. No pole tricks, no floor work, no customer interaction. They stare off with dead behind the eyes gaze into the mirrors on the walls and basically just stand against the pole. Maybe a hip shimmy here and there but I have seen more provocative dancing in a Zumba class and I didn’t have to tip any of those girls. I summed up the evening pretty succinctly to my boyfriend by saying, «This is the most no rhythm, white girl dancing I have ever seen.» The girls couldn’t even keep time to the most basic of beat counts! «Gasolina» by Daddy Yankee is one of the easiest songs to dance to and I got a better show by watching some chick give a lap dance fully clothed to her boyfriend. Watching some of these girls try to «dance» was flat out embarrassing and frankly making me rage. I don’t care if stripping is your passion or your doing it to pay the bills — do your damn job, put on a show, at least try to act professional. If I want to watch a bunch of skinny females looking trashy, dancing in a circle, singing along to the songs in an off key manner and engaging in faux lesbianism, I’ll hit up Bar A or Jenks down by the shore. And again, I don’t have to pay any of those girls for the privilege of watching them make a fool of themselves. Oh and one of the girls was texting while she was halfheartedly strutting around the pole. I was ready to find the owner at that point and tell him that he ran a joke of an establishment.
We luckily sat in the seats that line the back of the club so I did not have to waste any of my money on these no talent gold diggers. And nor will they ever be getting any of my money in the future.

Yo, I used to hit this spot up, back in the day, when there were jersey shore college ho’s dancing (shout out to mah blonde homegurls from Middlesex County College)…but now… it’s like mother Russia cold stormed through and took it down.
I’m ok with foreign MILFs tryna make loot to feed they 7+ kids n all, but they be like all lacking in the affable vibe
…and that ruskie accent is so not soothing, nahwhatI’msayin?
Yo Svetlana, here’s a $ 1, do me a favor, move along and don’t bother me no mo’.

For the love of all things sexy, please please please get rid of the Russian dollar parade! I’ve been a patron of this place, off and on, for over 20 years. In it’s heyday it was awesome! Lots of fun, friendly girls, awesome bartenders.
Now this club is bogged down with way too many lifeless, dollar grabbing Russian dancers who don’t care about socializing or even being remotely sensual. They get up on stage with that dazed look on their face, strut back and forth from pole to pole for about 15 minutes, then step down and loop the bar 2 – 3 times snatching dollars out of your hand. If you do chose to take one of these ladies to the back for a lapdance it’s robotic and cold.
I take my girlfriend with me and she’s totally turned off to this club now.

This place is OK. Cute girls that’ll work for those singles. The setup inside isn’t bad, but its not too roomy.