Real Home Services and Solutions

I recently encountered Mr. Judd when he was the Seller’s agent on a house I bought. I did not have any direct dialogue with him; however, I read several demeaning and incendiary emails he sent my agent and her transaction coordinator. For example, my agent politely asked him to contact the seller he represents to ask that they complete some paperwork we had been waiting on for three weeks. Instead of saying, «Sure, I would be happy to assist in any way I can because I will make ~$ 20k on this deal.» He said «ha, ha, ha» and took a shot at her by implying she was inexperienced for asking him to do his job.
Perhaps the best example of his complete lack of professionalism was when he was politely asked to do something that was well within the scope of his job. He replied by sending an email that was so over the top that it still baffles me. The highlight was where he told my agent she was «barking up a very tall tree». Just to be clear, in his douchey analogy, he was a glorious and tall tree, and my agent was a yappy little dog. The strangest part is both my agent and the transaction coordinator are as nice and courteous of people as you can find anywhere. Neither of them was ever rude despite Mr. Judd’s continued and flagrant douchebagery.
In summary, if you are ever on Jeopardy and the answer is «The biggest and most useless douchebag in the entire universe.» Respond with confidence knowing the answer is «David Judd». But don’t forget to phrase it as a question. On Jeopardy you would need to say, «Who is David Judd?»