Fastan

I’ve been here a few times, and the staff is always friendly. However, when I went for the first time with a friend, the lady offered us a special. We were supposed to get 6 tans total (3 each), but would only pay for 2 tans for $ 30. We thought this was a great deal. Then after we came back, the lady said we only had 1 tan left, meaning we only had 3 to begin with. This didn’t make any sense because why would be pay for 3 tans, that wouldn’t be even and then it wouldn’t have been as good of a deal! We were so frustrated but drove all the way so my friend ended up just paying for a single one. After that I won’t come here anymore because I feel like she lied and just tried to get us to buy a package. I prefer Tiki Tan on the Ave (university district) because they’re cheap and I haven’t had any problems!

I had an initially great experience with Fasttan. The manager and the young guy who worked there when they first opened were really friendly. Subsequently, a new staff came in and they were friendly at first but the service has quickly gone down hill. They say they are open until 9, but if you go in at 8:30 or 8:45, they already have the door closed. I shared my frustration with this and was told that I was being rude and that it takes a half hour to clean the place plus the lady working had to get her tan in. Really? Maybe you could skip your FREE tan so a paying customer could get his. I also suggested that they adjust their hours or put a sign up that says «last tan at 8:30» though this has yet to be done. They have really become pushy with the products and upselling the higher beds.

I just got back from huffing some fumes on Broadway.
If you want to do the same — just look for the Lamborghini Countach above the now defunct Club Lagoon, head up the stairs to the right of the Castle Sex Store, through the double doors and to the back you’ll find Fastan.
These people are not your average everyday skin cancer peddlers, oh no, it’s much more sophisticated than that. They offer spray tans in this booth that looks like it must have come from Japan but the instructions are boomed at you from a woman with a British accent.
Get naked, hop in, and get hosed down. It’s like you’re in an auto-​body shop getting a bit of custom work done. But you’re not. You’re getting hosed down with chemicals that will react with your skin and turn you tannish orange. Somehow this is not supposed to cause cancer the way tanning beds can but I still consider it a gateway drug.
And it’s cheap right now — there is a coupon in the Valpak that gets you five hits for $ 50.
Valpak’s, fake tanning, and I can only imagine what’s going to come next…