Hot Dog Joes

TWO WORDS: CREAM CHEESE
OMG. TO. DIE. FOR.
If you’re in Seattle, you better get some of this, because you won’t find this in LA.

SEATTLE DOGS! How did I not know about this before?! Cream Cheese in hot dogs is genius! It’s even better with grilled onions topped on it. The bun was toasted, the sausage link had juicy flavor. This thins was delicious! Awesome food to eat after a night of drinking at the club. I’m definitely going to be making these back home for my friends. Seattle Dogs you rock!

Seattle dogs are delicious! Especially when you’ve been drinking and partying late! I love the fact that they grille the buns it give it that extra crunch! And the sausage is cleverly cut down the middle to stick that slab of cream cheese, onions, and whatever else you want to add on your hot dog! I would definitely come back for these!

Great Seattle Dogs. Try’em and you will be barking for more.

Just saying… All of the hot dog (or is it technically polish sausages?) stands that I’ve been to taste pretty much the same. I give the stars for these based on convenience, service, and condiment selection.
The wait for this stand was a little long, but it was right at 2, so no stars are being taken away for that unavoidable delay.
I am a simpleton with my dogs: just ketchup and extra cream cheese. However, if you wanted more of a «flavorful» dog, there was lots to choose from. (I think my boyfriend piled on onions, extra cream cheese, jalapeños, relish, ketchup, rooster sauce, and mustard.)
The guy manning the grill was alright… Kept his cart in order and kept the line moving… But he put onions on mine when I only asked for them on one of the dogs. Oh well. Just scrape them off!
I’ll be back the next time I want to pay homage to the drunk gods in Belltown.

Bacon wrapped hotdog, covered in onions and tons of condiments. Walked from our hotel and the food was goood

Few things soak up the Patron in my stomach better then the hot dogs here. Not sure why, but when drunk and waiting for a cab, these might be the best food items in the world.
If I had a choice between The French Laundry and Hot Dog Joes after killing an entire bottle of Patron or Hangar One, I’d take The French Laundry, I’m not an idiot! However, Hot Dog Joes is mighty tasty, and not to be missed whilst out and about in Belltown!

I was leaving Amber with a number of friends… and bumped into some amazing Unilocaler friends at Hot Dog Joe’s. And they told me to order a dog. OKAY!
The woman handling the sales was extremely enthusiastic and I heard she was super friendly. The first option she named was a chicken dog. Sure! I’ll try anything. (Well, not ANYTHING… but you know what I mean.)
The dog took a little long, but it ended up being just the right amount of time considering when my bus arrived. The dog was delicious and the man cooking it apologized that it took as long as it did. He also somehow managed to compliment me on my looks twice without sound creepy (to a sober person — I’m not sure how many he gets of those at that stand).
So anyway. The dog was $ 6 of deliciousness and the servers were friendly (and apparently smooth). Right on! 5 stars it is.

Best hod dogs in Seattle. Period.

I’m coming to this place every weekend!!!
And the only thing I order is «BIG BOY hot dog w/​Everything on it».
It’s TWICE as big as 7 Eleven’s Spicy Bite hot dog.
It’s Huge, Spicy, Juicy, and Sizzling Hot off the grill!!!
Best after a long night of drinking and tipsy!

A night full of drinking, craving a hot dog with crème cheese and onions (don’t knock it until you’ve tried it), no cash and it must have been way after hours since we closed the club down and I had already driven to Issaquah and back to Seattle…
What’s a girl to do?
Drive through downtown Seattle, hope to find a cash machine and one of the stands outside a club still open.
To my amazement, I stumbled upon Hot Dog Joes and the staff packing things up into a truck with what looked to be one stand still open.
I pull up to the sidewalk and ask, where’s the nearest cash machine???
The guy who came to my window paused for a second… tried to think of the nearest ATM and then finally gave and asked what I was after.
Let him know that I was craving a hot dog. He asked what I wanted on it and I let him know crème cheese and onions. He asked «That’s it??» & I said «YUP, that’s it».
Got a «Hold on» and a few minutes later… Ta-​Dah … I have a hot dog with crème cheese and onions with a «Have a good rest of your night and I hope you don’t have to drive too far».
What an amazing show of customer service!!! Sidewalk to SUV window service. Who can complain about that?
Add into that, it was one of the best tasting hot dogs with crème cheese and onions that I’ve had to date.
Indebted to name not given in post (don’t want to get him in trouble) and Hot Dog Joes.
I owe you!

I’m not really sure what kind of hot dog I had…
Note to self: Don’t drink 100 proof vodka ever again. Ever. Again.
All I know is that Hot Dog Joes is so good that I woke up with bits and pieces of my late night snack in my hair the following morning.
So good, you will want to sleep in it. Guaranteed.

I ordered the Big Boy despite anyone tells you it’s the Biggest hot dog in Seattle. I do not drink and was sober but after reading so much about this stand and it’s only available during Fridays and Saturdays it was my chance. I got the Big Boy a ¾ pound of spicy hot dog that had some heat. I got everything on it, Cabbage, grilled onions, cucumbers, cheese and sour cream and a bunch of other stuff. It tasted good but in my Sober State my gut told me to back off after eating a little more half of it, way to much different flavors all mixed up.
The staff were friendly and they have some cool beats playing. There were people that were just hanging out. If I see the cart around again I would hit it up again and perhaps not go crazy on the Big Boy it was to much dog for me.

I’ve missed you at Mariner games, Hot Dog Joes.
You’ve been replaced by some imitator… who doesn’t provide cucumbers or tomatoes as toppings.
It’s a damn shame.
Please come back.

When you’re drunk and in need of food in Belltown, this is spot. They have quite a selection of toppings for your hot dog or sausage, with cream cheese being the most popular and peculiar. It works surprisingly well and the grilled onions and pickled jalapenos round out my favorite toppings.
We shared the «Big Boy» twice so i didn’t get a chance to try the other sausages. Polish seemed to be popular though. The Big Boy is awesome, a whopping ¾ pound dog that stretches longer than the bun. The hot dog is made with cheese and jalapenos and trust me, it has quite the kick. When they make it right, the Big Boy shoots hot scalding juices out into your… wait, what am I talking bout?

Cream cheese dogs are supposedly where it is at, but to me, I’d much prefer Los Angeles’ offering of bacon wrapped dogs!
Plus when we at here the buns were cold as ice, come on, give me some hot buns!

Yes, it’s delicious when you are drinkdrankdrunk, but it’s certainly not one of the best places in Seattle. C’mon!

Holla! After a long night of Patronizing, I seek for the second most blissful thing in life.
A Polish w/​Cream Cheese, Grilled onion, saurkrat, relish, dijon mustard and Siracha.
I also, like to take my girlfriend here :)

Many a times during the week I will crave a creamcheese hotdog, alias. I have to wait until Friday night around 10pm for them to set up shop. But so worth the wait… my weekend reward. :)
A night out in Belltown is incomplete without a hot dog at 2 am on 1^st & blanchard. There are other hot dog stands on other corners. But this one is THE corner to be at!
Load it up with grilled onions and slap on the cream cheese. It hits the spot after a long night of dancing and/​or drinking. You would think its a club entrance b/​c the line is longer than most belltown hotspots around! Shoot, give me VIP status here and I’d be a happy girl.

Soooo yummy… I used to think the Lucky dogs in New Orleans on Bourbon St. hit the spot! But Hotdog Joes is WAY better!!! LOVE IT!
I think I might even wake up on Saturday nights if I go to bed early and go pick one up! They are that good… or were they that good because I was drunk… hmmmmm