Warped Brewing Company

Warped brewery had a neat retro gaming vibe that would fun with a good group of friends on a Friday night. Service was prompt but not necessarily hospitable. I ordered the Pixelated Porter and to be honest it kind of tasted a bit off. It had a strong copper undertone and tasted a bit stale. Perhaps there is a water or piping issue? Overall experience was average, so it gets three stars.

I pride myself on being a ale snob. :-) And I LOVE this place. Being close to the house certainly doesn’t hurt but thier beers are very good. I have double checked my findings several times now. lol

Great addition to Sebastopol! I’ve only had the porter which was fantastic, and I love the old games, as I found them by searching for pinball in Sebastopol. Awesome…

Warped Brewing is rad. A perfect fit for the ultra-​funky town of Sebastopol. They have some great, unique micro-​brews. They also rock some really cool vintage arcade games & even one pinball machine. Cool staff that wants to know your name & your likes & preferences, great location in the Barlow. Will be back!

Strictly business. Great locally made (10 feet away) beer. It’s basically a brew house that serves whatever they are currently brewing. Old school real video games in original cabinets. Love it. The music sucks ass. But otherwise I give this 4stars for no dickheads and great seating and parking.
Can’t give it 5 stars because they don’t serve Coors original.

Great local craft beer spot. Nice outside seating. I enjoy their pale ales and IPAs. No kitchen, but on Thursdays there is a Barlow street fair with lots of good food options.

The atmosphere of this brewery is truly unique. Not only is the community who works here friendly, but the set up (paintings, pictures, costars, walls, beer glasses, brew-​tanks, and video games) is nostalgic for anyone born between the 60’s and 80’s.
The price is really reasonable too; anywhere from $ 4 to 7 $ (for realllly high alcohol content stuff). Everything is made with quality.
Most of the town gets sleepy and goes to bed around 7 or 8. This Place stays opened just a little later, for a little late night fun.
Definitely a positive experience. Cant wait to go back.

I’m gonna laugh at Tiffany V right now because she judged a place before even going in, that’s just rude.
I love this place. Guys are incredibly friendly and the beer is delicious. Unicorns are Magic is my personal favorite. It is kinda a bummer that almost every time I’m there they always seem to be a beer short, but they’re tiny, so I get it.
Warped is way better and way tastier than Woodfour across the street.

Came in on a Wednesday afternoon with a friend to have a beer and a chat with the owner, Noah. I was driving so I only had tastes of my friend’s beers, but they were delicious little sips! I’d previously had the Pixelated Porter at Barley and Hops in Occidental, but had been wanting to try the Jewnicorns are Awesome for a while. It was crisp and refreshing.
The bar’s décor really delighted me as I’m a huge Super Mario Bro’s Nintendo fan, and there is a large graphic of them right on the wall when you walk in. The playful colors and vintage gaming graphics go hand in hand with the laid back atmosphere and attitude of the proprietors. Overall just a really great spot to enjoy some really great beers.

These people need a serious course in appropriate customer service… Straight up rude & immature behavior.

Came for Lunch on Sunday. Waiters were friendly. The beers sampler of 5 was good choice to see the variety. The food rocked the flavor scale, small plates potato chips and deviled eggs were loved. The meat sampler was also very good. But the Tomato soup and watermelon sorbet combination was the most creative and well executed cold soup I’ve ever had! The room was very warm so I’m knocking a star for that. It was cooler outside.

Dude. This place is cool! At first you’re like, is this an arcade? But then you’re like, nah, its a brewery/​bar! You can spot pacman and his ghosts on all the tanks, and the bar counter glows with 8-​bit game images. The flight is a deal at 4 beers for $ 9, and you can pick with beer you like. The pixelated Porter really stood out to me with the smooth Belgian chocolate notes. IPA is oddly refreshing too, and I usually hate IPA hops. Their beer is nice, but is only sold locally, so get your fix when you’re in the area!

This is a fantastic little brewery. The theme makes the place have really nice character and apparently if you are the top scorer of the arcade game by the end of the month, you get to pick next month’s game! I love how all the brewing equipment is right in front of you, gives a nice genuine brewery atmosphere. The bathroom is in the back next to their receiving door and office, once again, nice authentic environment. I chatted with Jonah, the brewer, for awhile, he’s a really cool, nice guy.
The beer itself was awesome, everything I had was really good. The porter is so great! Porters are my favorite beer, I drink a lot of porter and this one is delicious. The IPA was great, Unicorns are Magic is not only the awesomest name for a beer, but it’s a tasty citrusy beer and the kolsh was nice and drinkable.

Small but awesome little brewery. 80“s theme with pinball and video games. Think there were 4 beerd on tap. The crash of 83 was a very interesting smooth IPA (I think the brewer told me amarollo hops were the main hops used).

The ambiance is epicly awesome and the 80s video game theme rules. Great beer. Super cool staff. Mad thumbs up.

Sebastopol is such need of a place like this. Good beer, unpretentious, a real addition to the Barlow and town as a whole.
I enjoyed the 83 IPA the most of the four beers they had on tap. It is 7% with a nice clean hop that doesn’t leave you unable to taste for the next 6 hours like a lot of IPA’s do.
Claire C. and I came in late about 20 min before closing but the assistant brewer, I can’t remember his name, was super nice and said he was happy to stay as long as we wanted. I asked if they closed at 9:30 due to any law and he said no but that it is going to take a while for Sebastopol to change up its go home at dark ways and that they could stay open until 2 if they wanted. His idea is that by staying open so long as people are drinking creates an easy way to shift the expectations in town. Something I am very happy to hear!
Word on the street is that Noah (the owner and head brewer) dances on the bar on Thursdays’. ;-) Don’t blame me if it isn’t true, I am just the messenger.
My guess is they are going to go plad. Jumping right past warped and streight for Ludicrous Speed!

Nice porter. Do the flight to figure out what you will like. Décor is old arcade game art with a long bar. Friendly people. Small patio in front if you don’t want to sit at the bar. They switch out the real arcade game and pinball machine regularly.

What a fun place! The beer is delicious and I love the video game theme. Miriam and Noah, the owners, are really nice people. They showed us around and told us all about the beer. Warped draws a really friendly crowd– lots of smiles all around. Great addition to Sebastopol!

Overheard the guy behind the bar say they’ve only been open a month. That might help explain the limited selection today. The beer is delicious, the service is friendly, and the location is pretty cool. Very clean and comfortable. Relaxed, kicked back, casual, whatever you want to call it, thays what it is. Would love some onsite food, but thats not an issue. Come here! DO IT!

Every sip was delightful!
Love this place. Noah is a great host and we are so happy to see his dream come to fruition