Eee Motors

These guys are your definitive USED car Saleman: Cheap suits, pungent cologne, foreign accents, aggressive, pushy, cutthroat, unscrupulous, just downright greedy!
I was shopping around for a used SL 500 after my sister got her an amazing Benz just a few weeks prior. I was heading to a friends house in Springfield, not too far from where these guys are… So after I saw all these awesome BMW, Porsche, and Benz on their lot, I figured, «let me stop in for a quick look!»
I pulled up into their lot, and before I could even get out the car, there was a tall, Middle Eastern dude hover over me. When I got out, my first question was: «Do you have ANY SL500 on YOUR lot?» He quickly grabbed my hand, squeezing it like a clamp and said, «YES! Right this way!» So I follow him inside, and he says, «have a seat!»
He grabs some papers and hands them to me: a credit application, and a trade in application!!! I said, «Can I SEE the car first???» He then say, «Sir, our policy is to first have you fill out these forms!» I relented, and after I quickly jotted down my info. He disappears. He comes back and says, «How much do you want for your trade???»
I said, «WELLLL, can I actually SEE your SL before we START the negotiating???» He disappears again, and comes back with another guy, who looked like he was his Obese older brother…“Sir this is my finance manager…” The guy says the same thing, «how much do you want for your trade?» Again I say, «Look, I’m not gonna start anything unless I see the car first! Why would I negotiating something before i even test drive it??»
The Obese finance manager says, «Well, We DON’T ACTUALLY HAVE the car HERE!» Its at our Sterling location! I was indignantly livid! WHY in the HELLL would you WASTE my time for 20 minutes, make me FILL out a credit application, and then come and try to negotiate with me, WHEN YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE THE CAR???
After I got up and gave them BOTH a piece of MY MIND, I stormed out! DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME! These guys are just a bunch of greedy, shyster, thieving, low class, degenerate CHARLATANS! I mean think about it! RUN! Because you’re definitely in for a quick SWINDLE with these clowns!