Glowgolf

My wife, and I decided to check this place out. Luckily my wife worked near this place otherwise we would have never found it. There is only one door; no windows and the door is completely blacked out. The only thing that points to it being open is a sign, and hour’s of operation list. NO ONE WAS THERE when we went! Yes it was a week night, but I still expected a couple people. When we walked in there is a lazer maze to the right «didn’t seem to big.» Putters behind you, and a desk where you pay directly in front of you. Beyond the desk was just a giant open floor plan of a bunch of putting boxes. Each seeming to be about 3 puts to the hole. I honestly couldn’t believe how cheap it looked. No walls, no windmills, and no loopy-​loops. Just a box with painted beams… When the attendant said $ 9.50 I laughed out loud, and said; that’s why it’s dead in here… Now why would a normal family spend $ 9.50 a person on something like this?.. It was the most basic, and price gouging place I’d ever stepped foot in. Never will I go back in there unless their prices go down. And their ambiance goes way up!

I took my children there and they were enjoying things. My four year old son needed to use the bathroom and if you’ve ever had a four year old, you know that needs to happen immediately. When I went to get the key from the front desk, there was only one worker up there who was maybe 15 years old. He said the men’s restroom was out of order. So I asked for the girls restroom key and told him I’d have my wife take my son to the girls bathroom. He said I would have to go get my wife to get the key because that was their policy. I told him I was tired of people’s stupid policies and had a four year old who needed to go now, I didn’t have time for this, but went to get my wife. Later, the manager, a woman probably 50, confronted me, said her worker said I cussed him out and threatened to beat him up. When I told her that’s not what happened her response was very condescending as she said, «No, we’re not discussing this. You have two options here. You will either apologize to my worker or I will call the cops and they will escort you out». I handed my club and ball to my wife and walked out. VERY disappointed in the idea that she’d allow her workers to lie to her and automatically accuse me of something this cruel. Furthermore, she would not even allow me to speak and set the record straight. Will never go back.

I didn’t have high hopes after calling the establishment and inquiring about their exact address. The boy who answered the phone wasn’t quite sure what it was and did not want to be troubled to look it up. He guessed… and was wrong. Anyways, my party found its way there but it might have been better if we didn’t find the place. Their course has plenty of holes but that is because each hole is small and plain. No creativity whatsoever. It got tedious very quickly and luckily we decided not to waste our time keeping score. It would be a lot better if they reduced the course to only 18 holes and put some actual effort into hole design.

We specifically called to ask if they had holiday hours and we were told that they were open. We had out of town guests too, and they were closed after we drove there. Absolutely not happy.

Glow golf I would not take anyone there. It’s dangerous and the staff doesn’t know what to do if someone gets hurt. First aid kit isn’t filled. Plus, I was there when a woman got hit in the head and was bleeding badly. Everyone including the owner kept asking what should we do. Well my opinion is call 911 immediately. No one should ask over and over what do we do. And to have nothing in the first aide kit is ridiculous. Management DID NOT take care of it promptly. Prompt is when you just call 911 when some one is bleeding. Plus, blood was from the back of the store to the front and they didn’t close to clean it up. I seen blood still on the floor. So beware if you go. Because the staff and owners in my opinion wasn’t prepared for anyone to get hurt. It was ridiculous. And to not shut down to clean up. If first aide wasn’t stocked then how do you know they have proper chemicals to clean up blood? I gave one star because I had to rate the place to post it.

Okay, I have to admit, I turn into a 6 year old maniac whenever competition comes into play. I love mini golf– but this place is just kind of lame. I bought a Groupon for $ 10 for 2 people/​3 games each, and I am so glad I didn’t actually pay more to come in. When you walk in, the building is very dark (black light) and loud (Christian rock/​stuff). There’s a kid at the counter that takes your money and runs away, so you’ll find the golf clubs located behind you by the main entrance. There are two 18 hole variations, but both of them consist of 2×4’s painted in four neon colors. There are no Fun Acre-​esque dinos, or Branson reminiscent giant monkeys. It’s very, very plain and cheap. I would recommend waiting for Fun Acre. There is a birthday party area that is set up at the front of the building that is gated off to the party, so maybe that would make the building more fun.

Had a blast! To play your money’s worth it’s about two hours and lots of fun. Lots of variety in the style of holes. Suitable for all ages. Glows but not pitch black. And a chance to win a free game on the last hole. They can host parties too. Way better than seeing a movie.