Gravity Hill

Sorry but it was boring! My dad got us all hyped up to go experienced it and yeah sadly wasn’t what I was expecting.

I’ve been here on countless occasions to end a night, usually just to stop by that view on the round-​about.
I’ve been here with a few friends just to hang out at the cemetery. The whole place has an eerie feel to it. I once went beyond the cemetery, to where the residents live, on the dirt-​road, you know past the sign that say «Now leaving Los Angeles County Area,» I recommend you don’t go back there.
Other than that I have never had an encounter with any KKK/​Aryan Brotherhood.

Oh boy the mysterious legends of the San Fernando valley. The rumors and myths that keeps this community entertained. About 2 years ago me and my friends went there, it was on a weekend night in the summer. The cemetery was creepy but I think there was a another car there but they didn’t bother us (security guard?) we stayed for 5 minutes then continued to drive. The other car just stayed and took its time around the roundabout. Screw getting out of the car (not making the same mistake people make in movie lol) and it’s just a nice trippy canyon drive at night for I think 15 minutes? Kills time if you’re stoned with your friends. It’s a very secluded community, gives a weird vibe why these people want to live so hidden. No kkk thank goodness! You guys can put baby powder on your bumpers and see if the stories are true! I recommend just staying in your car, it must annoy the residents who chose to live here for a reason. If you chose to walk around, be careful.

Ahhhhhh fuckthisplaceforreal!
I went twice, both on the same day. the first time were went because we heard so much about it and my friend wanted us to experience it in the day time. Creeeppyy hill, cemetery, haunted park, the whole shabang. nothing happened, granted it was daylight. The second time we went was a few hours afterwards, buzzed and with a new driver and a few added guys.
The whole ‘trick’ is that when you get to the front of the cemetery youre supposed drive into the roundabout, touch the humanoid figurine of a woman and get back in the car before the graveyard watchman dude in the beat up classic pickup came out to get you.
Well drunk unidentified driver, tries to get one of the girls to touch the figure, and fucknowerenotdoingthat, so were out in the dark in front of the cemetery arguing with stupididiotdriver. lo and behold, fuckedupclassicchevy truck roars to life about 100 yards from us and we book it out before the truck can reverse. asipassedtheblunt i looked out the window and dumbfuckdriver doesnt know how to navigate out of a roundabout (its a circle that dimwit) were going deeper into the cemetery. Paranoid i direct idiotonwheels how to get out of the fucking cemetery and we are hightailing out of there 20 seconds later with graveyardcreeper behind us, like right on our tail.
Were quickly approaching the lookout café or whatever the cracker place is called when the truck violently threw itself into a U Turn and sped off to his coffin protecting all the dead people up there. Then we saw her. a zombie lady with tattered clothes and sunken cheeks, deep bags and a crazy scowl/​grin on her face began to flag us down like a mad person. Mind you, this is at 1 am, like no one should be out trying to hitch hike esp. in this redneck of the woods. we speed past her knowing good god damn well where we are and the crazy bitch reaches out towards my side as if was going to open the door. All hell breaks loose, us ladies in the back starts screaming for our mothers and the profanities being used on the idiot driver were obscene. Punch it mutherfucker. get us tf out of here we want to go home.
A few months later, i realized that the zombie lady really was a methhead when i saw another bumming a cig from a homeless person at a gas station.
I also learned from several coaches that grew up in sylmar and pacoima that there is an Aryan Brotherhood that meets up there in secret and they are no joke. I mean it makes sense now, who else would willingly camp out near an insane asylum, a KKK community, a jewish cemetery and meth heads? Cracker bigots, thats who.

So .last time I went to gravity hills was like 7 years ago! I had gone with friends a couple of times before just to kill some time on those boring weekdays… but that last time scared the shit out of me and i never went back!
As always we drove down the curvy road. we noticed that right off the bat there was a beat up older model truck (might have been a chevy. looks like those classic trucks) that was driving behind us.
We noticed that they started to drive really close to us. So we started to drive faster. At one point they turned off their lights and began to tailgate us and began to yell things out of the truck. When we looked back we could see what we think were 2 men in white sweaters. My friend stepped on the gas and the truck sped up right behind us! And they continued to yell things out the window. There is one part of that road where you have to make a sharp turn. and we couldnt even lose them there.
Luckily we had been there many times before so we knew the way to get out and end up by a park. Point is that as soon as we entered the lil road that leads into the park and into the bigger, more open streets. they stopped and made a U turn back into the gravity hills road.
The driving had been so crazy that the car smelled like it was burned from slamming on the brakes trying to make the sharp turns and trying not to crash into anything.
Anywho .I never went back.

I came here roughly 3 years ago and had a similar experience to Manny G. I thought the rumors of the location being an Aryan brotherhood meeting was stupid. I turned out to be wrong. Me and my friends came here on a Saturday night around 11pm.
Passing the cementery onto the dirt road, me and my friends saw a ring of people holding up torches. Once we saw that and realized that we were no longer driving on paved roads, we decided to get out since we had a bad feeling.
Once we made the U-​turn, we were greeted by a muscle car that was waiting behind one of the cemetery buildings. The car high beamed us and then sped right after us trying to ram our car. We were lucky to make a right turn to avoid the speeding car behind us. Thank god muscle cars aren’t that great on making turns.
The Gravity Hill illusion doesn’t really work but the atmosphere is spooky. I would recommend it to teenagers trying to kill a Friday night but the aggressive nature of the people who live in that region makes me say avoid this area. The hill is several miles away from any sense of society so it would be a tragedy to be stuck by the Gravity Hill. The home of residents there give off a really bad vibe.

True story… Back in 6÷6−96, my cousins friends & I for some reason decided to go up paxton st to gravity hills, about mid way up before cementary we all saw creepy movements along the road disappear into the bushes… Long story short we killed the lights on truck … Spooky ass hell i was in the back pitch black, wierd ass sounds, and then BOOM… Almost ran over a kkk dude… Started talking shit & then more came out the bushes, started throwing bottles @ them then they started whistling or howling and just like ants all came sorrounfing us tried to block the road barely got out of there, I think trucked stalled … Story was there was some kind of meeting @ or near cementary… This is one story and i will stop here but it continues trust me … True story

I dont know what it is about this place but it is spoky! check it out!

LAME… this is the jewish cemetery one, right? nothing cool happened… trust me… nothing cool happened — except our sheer disappointment — the one in altadena is better!

Gravity Hill should be called Gravity Mole Hill, its pretty lame. I think the first time I went here I was 16 and buzzed so it was cool, I have sense been back sober at its pretty weak. You put your car on neutral and your car creeps up what seems to be a hill.
The drive is actually the best part about coming up here, you pass an insane asylum, go through a little dessert, go up a windy path till you reach a Jewish cemetery. After you leave gravity hill you pass a redneck biker bar, where it is said KKK members hangout. Also its suppose to be dangerous to come to Gravity Hill at night because the KKK is rumored to hang out there and beat up minorities, luckily I have never been beaten up.

Legend has it that when you’re on Gravity Hill your car is supposed to roll UP the hill instead of rolling down. Tried it in High School and found it not to be true obviously.
Still a cool area nonetheless. It became one of my favorite spots to go out to and sit at midnight and hang out with friends. Cars rarely drive by so it’s a good place to chill with a case on a warm summer night. ;)
It’s an OK place just for the fact that it’s a local folklore

So overrated! It’s a freakin’ optical illusion, folks!
I remember being so freaked out about going here in high school. Apparently, the area was rife with Satanist KKK deranged ex-​mental patient ghosts, or something like that. Or maybe some guy had been murdered. Or was it his girlfriend? There were these seven gates that represented the seven gates of hell, or whatever. And the car is supposed to slide up the hill against the flow of gravity.
I mean, whoopee! Absolutely nothing ever happened here except high school drinking and driving out in the somewhat middle of nowhere. But high school legends are stupid and all we ever did was scare each other.
Extra stars for local flavor, I suppose.