Gateway To India

Um… I’m confused about the high ratings of other users. My first clue about the penny-​pinching owners was that they don’t refill the chai. Then the spinach naan came and it was basically spinach pizza. A lot of some sort pf cheep mozzarella like cheese and almost no spinach. And no spices. The lamb vindaloo was also weirdly spiceless and it tasted like canned tomatoes. Everything was artless and small other than the prices, which were higher than good indian places in Seattle. One star is for ambience. The other is that so far I don’t have food poisoning. (I’m here right now.). Those are its only two redeeming features. Oh, and two of three waitresses were really nice. I think the other one is some sort of quietly evil apocalypse robot or something. Ok, so they were nice about it tho. They did comp half the bill and take the spinach naan off. Mostly the whole experience has left me feeling awkward…