Auto Xperts

I had a dream about the guy behind the counter when you drop your car off the other night that reminded me about this auto shop. Not knowing what kind of title the guy behind the counter when you drop your car off has might give you some clue as to how little I know about cars, but I really liked this place. They were quick, cheap, and friendly when I took my car in for a tune-​up and oil change, and didn’t try to tell me there was something extra wrong that needed fixing.
Okay, so the deal with the guy behind the counter when you drop your car off: he had a handlebar mustache, a southern accent thicker and sweeter than honey, and some of the most beautiful and weirdest tattoos I’ve ever seen all over his arms. I’m from the midwest where reflecting the local culture is like, a ballcap and a methamphetamine addiction I guess, so things like this really make my day. I want him to be my best friend.
Plus they sent me one of those cards in the mail that was all THANKS FOR COMING WE LOVE YOU AND PLEASE LOVE US WITH YOUR $ AGAIN — PLEASE! and I am such a sucker for that stuff. I’ll love you again, Auto Experts.