Taco Bell

Bomb and bomb. Fast, nothing missing, tasted as good as a Taco Bell could be, and the people were fun in the drive thru window. What more could you ask for at 1am?!

So I don’t expect much from any taco bell, but this one took the cake. My food was cold and they gave me the wrong sauce.

Friendly folks at the window for drive-​thru but the order is almost ALWAYS wrong. Be sure to count the items in your bags and compare them to your receipt. Check for special order items BEFORE you drive away.

Food/​service exactly as expected from a taco bell.
The drive-​through line layout is really awkward, it should definitely be revisited. I’ve had to go back around once or twice because they forgot to give me the hot sauce I requested (a problem at every taco bell).
Otherwise, it is open late and fine.

This Taco Bell is fast and friendly. The food is just as good as any other Taco Bell, but this place seems more staffed than other Taco Bells. I usually get Two crunchy tacos al fresca and a beef burrito supreme.

This place is by far the worst taco bell ever. I went there two days ago (order 303 162) I ordered a quesadilla with baja sauce, soft taco, cheesy potato burrito with lava sauce and cheesy fiesta potatoes,. The whole order was wrong. The sauces were all wrong and the soft taco was a hard shell taco, and the potatoes were half full. Crazy right. So I called and talked to the manager Rosa and she told me she would replace the meal. So I went back to day for the comped meal and she told me she would only replace the quesadilla. So i kindly reminded her of our conversation and so she finally replaced the whole thing (seeing as the whole meal was f***ed up). So now I place a new order for the new xxl steak burrito (order 304 633) with baja sauce. I get back to work and the damn burrito had no steak or sauce on it. How in the f**k do you mess up a new order when i am there to replace one you already messed up. If taco bell was smart the would fire the whole damn crew and start fresh with some english speaking people to start. The End…

Is it weird to give an extra star to a fast food joint because of its landscaping?
Each time I visit this Taco Bell, here’s what I get:
— Inexpensive burritos and tacos.
— Quick service.
— A fresh round of inspiration on how to build our home’s perpetually unfinished rain garden. Their landscape architecture is quite beautifully done. I’ve seen it in action, managing rainwater runoff from the parking lot, and it’s both efficient and lovely.
Conversely, here is what I do NOT get from this Taco Bell:
— Good or safe parking/​driving opportunities. The parking lot design sadly suffers as a consequence of its landscaping, and I’m pretty sure I’m going to get backed into while I’m waiting in the drive-​thru line.
— Decipherable drive-​thru speakers, which may quite possibly be related to the lack of:
— Consistently correct orders.
When it comes down to it, all I really want is to get in and out with some cheap food, and fast.
So the moral of this story? Juncus grass is pretty and all, but it doesn’t taste very good with hot sauce.

I hate this Taco Bell. It’s around the corner from my office, so occasionally I make a run for the border if I’m super busy and hit the drive through.
This is the 2^nd time I have ordered off of their new diet/​fresh menu and it’s the second time I have received the wrong order.
I just wanted 2 crunchy tacos, but instead I got two bean and cheese burrito supreme.
And oh gawd, What Is That SMELL!
I took two bites from one, then tossed in the garbage. Opened the other and saw some sort of meat product in there, so took a couple bites of that too. It joined the other.
I think I may hurl.
I was charged for two crunchy tacos, but did not get two crunchy tacos.
Grrrrrrrrr.

I have always been enamored by my flexible will power that strengthens me at some times and is non-​existent in others. I swore I would not fall for gimmicky food, limited time food items and yet here I am at a Taco Bell with an order of Black Jack Tacos on my tray. I am not sure what they are trying to attract with this Taco, is it the official snack food of the EMO crowd? Is it the new designer food of the Goth kids? Taco Bell says that it is a celebration of pepper-​jack. Whatever.
After trying one I just was not sure about what to think. I tried the black shell alone first but could not discern any different or new tastes, it was just… black. The innards of the taco (yes, innards is an acceptable word) was your usual swath of re-​hydrated beef and lettuce, but they used a pepper-​jack cheese and a pepper-​jack sauce on it. It was actually quite tasty. I had a few where the shell split and a few days alter I found that they didn’t travel well as the shell stuck to the paper wrapper and broke while I was trying to free it. However it still tasted good, what I didn’t have to lick off my hands.
Good for Taco Bell to find a way to make the Taco a little more interesting. A Black Soft Taco would be nice too; but you know what I miss? They used to have breakfast at Taco Bell, and it was decent. For now this will have to do until the once again re-​invent the Taco.

ya thats right i’m reviewing taco bell
and i’m giving it four stars
here are my reasons:
its a 4 minute drive from my house
its cheeeeap as hell
its the best hangover food on a budget.
sometimes you are just hankering for that cheap ass taco filled with seasoned beef — you don’t want a fancy wrapped burrito for $ 8 you want that .89 $ burrito with cheese similar to that found in a dispenser at a gas station that will inevitably give you taco bell belly the rest of the day.
there i said it. commence with the Unilocal stoning.