Relax the Back Store

Parody of Sofia Vergara’s new K-​mart commercial:
Ah-​TEN-​shun!
Hello.
I’m Joyce C. And I say: ‘Never judge a recliner by its leather! ‘
Look at that one. (Pan to a chair that looks like a typical La-​Z-​Boy)
Now. (Eyebrow raised.) Look again.
I see a Zero-​Gravity chair you can’t get up from.
Check THIS out! (Pan to boring cliché librarian-​type)
NO-​o-​o! Look HARD-​er. (Pan, back. A stressed-​out woman lies back, an instant look of bliss transforming her face.)
I’m betting it’s going to be hard to get her out of THAT chair!
(shoulder shrug) I could do this all day.
But. I have to get some reading done. (sinks into Zero-​Gravity chair)
Wha-​at? I like to do my reading in the Perfect Chair! Smart is weightless. The collection of Perfect Chairs — and other incredible support for your aching back — is at Relax the Back Store.
Now, GO!
Are you still looking for the punchline? I’m as serious as Sofia! GO!