Enoch Christoffersen Southbound-Rest Area

Thank you Enoch Christofferson for sacrificing ypur life for my safety. I wish yoi were still here to catch that guy doing 90 in a 65, assist the people broken down at the side of the road, providing first response to accidents, and helping pregnant women deliver their babies in urgent moments.
Men and Women’s facilities. Eight well– kept picnic ramadas, picnic tables, two telephones, snack, drink, and ice cream vending machines, modest flower garden and a pet area. The maintenance road can double as a walkway.

Well, it’s a rest area. I never felt uncomfortable going here, but maybe only men are approached for sexual escapades. It’s a nice large area, with plenty of parking. Well maintained with all kinds of vending machines. The bathrooms are nice and clean and there are nice areas to take the pets. They have picnic tables.
I’ve been there several times, at various times of the day and night, and haven’t ever felt uncomfortable.

Ever been stalked by a gay prostitute or offered 50 year-​old prosti vayjayjay from a truck stop rat?
If not, then oh boy, are you in for a treat!!!
I had to move from three parking spots, because some weird dude was staring at me from his car, and then followed me from parking spot to parking spot. I felt like I was playing «Frogger.» Better yet, I felt like I was getting into something like in «Meet the Parents» when Ben Stiller goes to a rest area. You get what I mean?! Yeah, not so much fun.
After I avoided that sticky situation, I was approached by a «truck stop rat.»
«Need some company?»
I am feeling lonely, and haven’t had any human interaction since I left Seattle, I thought. Wait!
«Ummm…no thanks.»
«Oh, yeah… that’s what I thought.»
*shaking bad thought out of body*
Any of your sick sexual desires can be granted here. So come on over… just don’t bring the family.
–Restrooms are clean, but I wouldn’t stay in there too long past dusk.