Evolve Float Tanks

My experience floating was great! I will agree that the owner is a bit unreliable (he is also very nice). To the reviewer who said it wasn’t life changing and was going to fight the owner, if you read his other reviews you’ll see he claims Miller Lite as ‘the best beer ever invented.’ So don’t put too much stock in his review of something that requires being open-​minded.
If you’re willing to go outside your comfort zone and not immediately judge a book by its cover, give floating a shot. Joe, the owner is helpful, encouraging and kind… when he shows up.

The experience is great but the owner is unreliable I had purchased 3 floats after my first float and have only been able to use one of my remaining three due to the owner not answering his phone and not showing up at our agreed upon meeting time do not waste your money here

Not a good experience. The tank looks nothing like what is pictured online or other float tanks. It is a manmade tank that smells horrible and cold water drips from the ceiling. It is in a studio room, there is no type of relaxation or any spa of any sort. There is a wire cubby to put your items in outside the door. My biggest complaint is of the shiesty owner and his employee. I bought a three pack from his employee, my friend and I each used one and did not enjoy our experience. I called back to talk about my experience and if I could give the third away or have a refund and the advice given was to have someone else use it. When the person arrived to use it, it was first an argument how I had never been there and didn’t exist as a customer. After talking with the owner he explained some B. S about how that was an exception to the rule and that he never told me that. I explained I had never spoke with him and his employee had sold it to us that way knowing either one of us would use it. Everything he told me was a great theory about how one person has to use all three sessions to get the benefits and so on, however not how he and employee were actually conducting business. I would assume you were just thirsty for the sale forgetting your own «guidelines». He was rude, not interested in my bad experience. Didn’t ask once why I didn’t enjoy my experience. Some small business advice: reflect some actual pictures of what your set up looks like (including YOUR tank-​not a google picture) on your website, after that write the terms for your «packages» and then I highly recommend explaining them to your customer when they purchase. When you hear complaints of your business inquire why it was a bad experience instead of arguing. I would assume with your service and set-​up you won’t last long. Next time, start being respectful and make smart business decisions!

This comment is based more on the business, and not on the actual floating experience. The floating experience is however you make it. I can credit Evolve for doing a good job with the consistency of the temperature. My body, the air, and the water were all within a degree or two. The tank was pretty quiet too. At first, it smelt like old gloves, but I guess I got used to it. My experience as relaxing and curiously like taking a nap. It was neat, but not like it was life changing. I can see why this has not really swept the nation. An hour is a good time.
Evolve is no spa. Not even close. I would think I would have been just as comfortable if it was in some guys basement. The center is a business building in the middle of Waukesha. Parking is in back. The Easter Seals will call to give you a ticket if you do not park in the right spot. The Easter Seals are so annoying. Good cause, horribly ran organization.
Evolve is set up it what appears to be an old rental office. Besides the tank, I am guessing everything else is from a garage sale and hardly sanitary. The shower is installed so no water hits below your waist. It is really small. Not classy at all. Leave your wallet purse in the car, because there is no place to lock anything. My biggest gripe was that the guy who was working really gave me grief about my Groupon. He made me get my phone and prove I bought it, because the print out I had «was unredeemable.» He was not cool about it either. He wanted me to pay for it and dispute the purchase with Groupon. I probably would have picked a fought him if he would gave me any more grief. He did eventually take the Groupon off my phone. (I do not think this was the owner, I think it was just a kid hired to sit around and keep the place open.) All in all– I do not regret going. Evolve is the only float tank in town as far as I know. If I ever would go float again, I would go to a spa somewhere, for a better experience. The price was fair at Evolve with a Groupon, but they will not be able to stay open the way they are running the business now. It does not seem to be set up to cater to clean people. Hopefully they can get some more captital to clean up operation.