State Prison

Well, I figure someone has to write one of these reviews, right?
Place is like a castle… with no way out! Drab walls and super old, it would come as no surprise to me if prisons and public schools were designed by the same architects – I certainly wouldn’t want to be here.
Staff is super friendly and wonderful – we never had any issues.
The food… surprisingly not half-​bad! I know inmates are the ones eating here, but does it get any more demoralizing than a spork that looks like it was made by Fisher Price? Not really. I’d say the food is better than what I got in my school’s cafeteria growing up, but I’d like to think schools have come a long way since then.
License plate factory appears to be top-​notch. I think it was a whole 12 days without an accident last time I was there.
But in the end, it’s what it appears to be – a prison. Not much more to say than that… just be glad it’s not Stanley.
Oh, and please note: Just a visiting [former] law student, not an inmate. Stop with the wild imaginations, people.