Sunny 104.3 Weat FM

This was a cold case only because radio has become so boring that no detective wanted to work it, but there’s now been a major break in the case. WEAT, at one time a possible murder victim, has been found living under an assumed name in a trailer park off of Hallendale Beach Boulevard in Broward.
Now known as WAXY, 104.3 has now developed an intense fascination with sports which it discusses endlessly. Meanwhile, a former cowboy from Indiantown has assumed WEAT’s identity and has been reported to be hiding out in the wetlands area near the Acreage. This mysterious cowboy is assumed to be the former WIRK of Indiantown, who in a bizarre twist is being impersonated as well, and reported to be in hiding at the same location.

Sunny 104.3 FM has been submitted to the Unilocal Obituaries.
Sunny 104.3 FM, headquartered in West Palm Beach, was found dead early in the morning of November 17, 2011. Detectives confirmed it was murdered by annoyed critics. The critics were caught and released for doing a good deed for society. Many of the critics cited the reasons for the murder was playing Christmas music on an endless loop too early in the year and airing that bitch Delilah every night. Forensic analyst estimated Sunny 104.3’s age to be 42 years old.
Who wants to hear Christmas music during the second week of November? Please, raise your hand. Hmmm, no one. Exactly, Christmas music too early is annoying and warrants a face palm. The written rule for Christmas music is it should start after Thanksgiving.
«Are you feeling lonely tonight?»
(Shut up, Delilah).
«Do you want to hear me give bad love advice?»
(Please stop Delilah. Nooooooo.)
Delilah is known for her annoying voice blabbering about love and spreading her bad advice to mostly vulnerable, delusional believers of fairy tale love. She is responsible for many people wanting to commit suicide. It is said her voice can drive any human being mad and it is being experimented with as a new weapon of mass destruction, but sadly the US government is having a hard time harnessing her maddening voice.
«This one goes out to all you lovers tonight.»
(Nods head to Chicago’s ‘You’re my Inspiration’)
Sunny 104.3 is survived by its employees, lovers of early Christmas music, and delusional believers of fairy tale love listening to Delilah after Dark. The many critics were glad to see Sunny 104.3 six feet under.