Yummy! My kids love these strawberries. Bring cash. They don’t accept any other form of payment that I’ve experienced. They don’t talk much, but they’re serious about their berries! I wish there was a way to find out if they are organic. I tried asking, but just got nods and smiles. International translation: «I have no idea what you’re saying, but please buy!»
Charles H.
Rating des Ortes: 5 Rohnert Park, CA
Ohhhh my god, these are hands down the best strawberries on the PLANET. You dont eat these strawberries, oh no. You place them in your mouth, and the strawberries do all the work. They make love to your mouth, and get this, the straweberries call you the next day! If you are a woman, and wish your man could do that trantric thing that Sting does, but he can only make it 2 minutes, these strawberries are for you. They make love to you over and over and over, and they will leave the seat down. Oh, and if you really want some actual love making, this place sells HUGE flower bunches that they just cut for $ 5. No, not cut a few days ago in Mexico by some guy named Juan. These were cut an hour ago by a guy named Ho or Phan. $ 3 a basket, $ 10 half flat, $ 20 full. I dont care where you live, I dont care what you do, I dont care who you have to kill or injure, get yourself to ‘da crack of Sac and get these strawberries! They RULE!