Lamplighter II

Just visited after a hard nights work. The girls are very friendly and real people. If you want starlets, look somewhere else. But if you want real girls, that are real people, who have flaws but great personality in trying to make you smile, thats the place. Dana and Whiskey are really fun. Dana does an awesome private dance. Would recommend. Clientele is a mix, but hey aren’t all strip clubs, duh! It has a 70’s atmosphere, not dark (a chief complaint I have with other places), and the music volume is just right, (hate it too loud). Would recommend again for a lip man like me.

Let’s admit it, strip clubs are inherently weird places. I’m not saying they’re bad– just that its kind of weird to sit down and have a vagina dancing in front of your face while the owner of that vagina starts talking to you about her kid’s birthday party tomorrow.
The girls at Lamplighters tend to be in the «ok» range. Some are very attractive and/​or nice. Then there is the girl I saw the last time I was in there who just sat on the stage wearing a thong with a heavy sweater and texted until her time was up. On the other hand, during that same trip I saw a couple of very attractive girls. On the whole, a trip to the Lamplighter is a crap shoot.
The clientele there seems to be mostly losers who think the girls really do think they’re cute and or guys who can’t really afford to go to the Centerfolds a few doors down. Once I saw a guy try to chat up one of the girls with such blazing lines like «Hey, uh, are you from Worcester… Yeah. That’s cool. .Hey, do you drive on 290?» I’m sure she decided to spend the night with him because they have both driven on the same road. I saw another guy make it rain with a handful of quarters. I hope none of the girls got welts from that.
As far as drinks go, they are reasonably priced as far as strip clubs are concerned.
I mean, the Lamplighter is ok. But if you want a good trip to the strip club you might as well go down the road to Centerfolds.