Heavenly Pizzas

I am in Aberdeen this weekend visiting family. Went round to a friends house for a catch up and we decided to order pizza. Heavenly is just down the road. Wish I had read Unilocal first…
I ordered a hoisin chicken pizza, friend ordered jerk chicken one.
Pizza took 45 minutes to get there, when I think other outlets do come a lot quicker.
Pizza selection was pretty odd. Baked beans on a pizza anyone? Tuna and banana? I know these are only suggested toppings and you can always make your own, but I like to select a suggested one as I always presume they must be popular.
Well we got our pizza. There was too much tomato sauce, crust was pale, hoisin sauce on pizza was rank. Had to eat it because it was my tea but I wanted to vomit after it was so rancid.
Sorry. Won’t ever go back to try one of their crazy pizza creations.

Friendly staff, lots of options for your pizza, great for takeout or grabbing a quick bite.

You only get two because my goilfriend thought you were edible.
I however ended up eating some cereal because I thought you were inedible. When a man of my girth who clearly does not care what he puts into his body chooses cereal over pizza, man, that MUST be some pretty bad pizza.
And what does it take to make pizza anyway. I worked at a pizza joint for a while back in the day. I could train amazonian tribe members who’ve never seen electricity to make pizzas. It’d take ‘em two or three tries, but they’d get it. I’d hate to see it if you were in an important business like the intelligence industry. They’d lift the plutonium while you were on a beer run and we’d all be fucked.
Take a holiday to the states already, and learn what junk food is supposed to fucking taste like god damn it.

Not impressed! Picked up our pizza, got home (less than 5 minutes) and it was cold and oily. Also not cheap by any standard. They really have to try harder… there’s a lot of better pizza places out there.

this place is a bit hit and miss, it used to be really good but recently its gone downhill. My last order was just mush and it was really cold by the time i got home (2 mins away) Its also expensive compared to the deals on offer with pizza hut.