Joseph Alexander

You know how there are lots of different kinds of evil in this World, ranging from stepping on a blue tit, to (for example) saying ‘hey, a rocket just flew over and landed within 2 miles of a tree in Ashkelon– break out the tanks and daisybombs lads and let’s get cracking’?
In this spirit, I would like to point out that JA aren’t bad at all, as property agents go. I mean, they still essentially leech money from people who can’t really afford to be paying money out all the time, and they aren’t that great at getting jobs done, but on the other hand they’ve never murdered anyone as far as I can tell.
As such, please don’t take this as a recommendation– rather, acknowledgement that this is the least evil property agent I’ve ever had to deal with!
Oh, and if you’re reading this and you work for Joseph Alexander, please come round soon– the slowly degrading wood around the sink still hasn’t waterproofed itself yet…