Tesco Express

You’ve heard the arguments.
Tesco gave sailors syphilis.
Tesco exports new born babies for financial gain.
Tesco doesn’t care about humanity.
All true of course.
Now the new one: Tesco thinks Stokes Croft is the kind of place that washes and buys non-​organic chicken.
Well, maybe some of the less savoury types that reside on Picton Street give it the thumbs up behind closed doors.
Most of us however sneer at it from the top deck of the 73 whilst reciting Goetian ritualistic chants.
You can’t even buy jerk here.