If you live in Camberwell, sooner or later you find yourself in Club Couture. Likelihood is you’ll think«How the hell did I end up in here?» Despite the attempt at an «upmarket» name, it’s a resolutely unglamorous, underground dive — brickwork, warm cans of beer… really, it’s astonishing that a place like this still exists on the corner of the ultra-swanky Camberwell Grove. It’s the kind of place where you end up when it’s been one of THOSE nights. So if you don’t have a good time in Club Couture, you either have no sense of humour, or it really is time to go home.