Waiting for a train at Crewe station and had some time and figured the high Street would have something better on offer than Upper Crust in the station. Unfortunately, everything closes mid-afternoon for a Northern siesta so delirious with hunger tried out pizza hut. They ran out of personal sized pizzas and were kind enough to upgrade mine to a medium, no extra charge. It’s a sad world when someone has dough but can’t reform that dough into a different size, but alas, the very sweet lady thought she was doing me a favour giving me the larger size for the same price. If I know anything about pizza hut in the UK is that even the smallest sizes aren’t great but as you size up, the revoltingness goes up exponentially. I ate a single piece and gave the rest to the Cheshire East Council rubbish bin. This is not food.