Dawlish Sands Holiday Park

Wow! Really glad I found this place! As a boorish barely-​educated 30-​something who experiences life as little more than a flickering shadow I found this the perfect place to take my idiotic wife and two stupid kids. Mostly because the sheer amount of flashing lights distracted the family to the point where I only had to communicate for the entire week in a small handful of racist catchphrases and by pointing at food I wanted to eat.
The family loved it too! My daughter suffers from self-​esteem issues so her being the only non-​clinically obese child in a 2 mile radius really put a kick in her step, my wife loved being spitroasted by two out of work builders from Tamworth and my son’s undiagnosed autism went crazy for meticulously counting the sheer amount of pillocks in replica Chelsea shirts.
The Dawlish Warren area boasts great nightlife. Unfortunately we didn’t get to see it due to the mountain of regurgitated pseudo-​alcopops that appeared at our chalet door every night at 8.30, closely backed up by a literal wall of bald men fighting over who had the stupidest wife.
Dawlish Warren is easily accessible by car. Just head south of Exeter and follow the sound of incessant braying until you see a comically mishapen couple from Barnstaple dragging a child by the neck towards the worst public toilets this side of the movie Trainspotting.
In conclusion, if you’re the kind of inept, pointless family who loves Top Gear but finds that most of the jokes go over your head then come on down to Dawlish Warren. Unless you’re black, gay or asian in which case you’ll probably get glassed.
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Booked a cheapy throught the newspaper for half term oct 2010. Was a clean park carvan was also tidy although a fair walk to the clubhouse. One point is that theres a train track right next to the site that can be a bit annoying and also the whistle happy swimming pool attendent, who takes more intrest in young ladies than anyones safety. On the whole a nice place for a break and friendly staff.

Dawlish Sands Holiday Park is an excellent family based holiday park, the park itself is small and friendly, and has static caravans for hire, graded in bronze, silver and gold. Pets are welcome, but you need to book early as there are limited pet caravans. The entertainment is excellent, very professionally run, with shows by the entertainment staff as well as outside acts. The site has an indoor and outdoor heated pool. Its a 10 minute walk to the beach, 30 second walk from reception to the bus stop. Ideal for touring round Exeter, Torquay, or up on Dartmoor.

Dawlish Sands holiday park is located on Warren Road in Dawlish Warren. The site is a caravan based site, and is a small but friendly site, haveing approximately 200 rental units. On site is a heated indoor pool, as well as a indoor heated childs paddling pool, there are private changeing rooms and toilet facilities. There is also an outdoor paddling pool, which has a terraced area and sunbeds. There is a small dog walking area. By the reception area ia a laundrette, a small shop covering all the holiday essentials. There is an outdoor childrens play area, which is very well maintained, as well as a small crazy golf course. The site has an entertainments venue, with nightly entertainment, consisting of both outside visiting artists and shows created by the entertainments team. There is also daily entertainment for children, all are subject to enough children in attendance.
The staff are really friendly and this is an excellent location, and would highly recommend this for a family holiday.

f.a.b. this place is amazing absolutly fantastic for children with loads to see and do. this site has a grat swimming pool and has fantastic clean and well organised accomadation. the family bar is great too

Just returned from Dawlish sands holiday Park. Had a great time. All the entertainment staff were very friendly and they had a different variety of entertainment on every evening. The park was only 10 mins walk to the beach. The park has everything you need and very accessible and easy to get to. Its right on the train line and just outside the park entrance you can catch the bus to dawlish, teignmouth and Exeter. Would love to go there again soon

This is a very good holiday complex, its got a very friendly atmosphere and has everything you really need, it has a pool right on site shops around and the beach is a small walk away which is also lovely, as i child i loved it here and it is also good for parents as its safe and everything is near by.

This is perhaps one of the happiest holidays i spent as a child. It is a large site and has an on site shop just as you enter the site. The pool is basic but functional having an inside and outside pool and seating area. The bar and entertainment is great fun without being overwhelming.
The staff are polite, friendly and helpful. I would love to go back here soon.

A lovely place to stay in Dawlsih warren, the entertainment is top notch and its only a short walk from the sea. The staff are always willing to lend a hand and the local amenities including shops, arcades, restaurants and even a clothes/​beach shop are located a short walk away at the seafront. It’s about a 5 minute drive to Dawlish and a 10 – 15 minute drive to Teignmouth depending on the traffic.