Cavendish Kebabs

I have to say that most items from this place are fairly low grade and the prices are mostly average. There isn’t anything to speak positively about except the family kebab.
Wow. These must be birthed by god himself and dispatched and delivered for £12. You’ll have a hard time getting the NHS discount on one of these bad boys and once you get it home you’ll see why. It basically looks like someone eviscerated a whole cow on your kitchen table.
There is a large portion of each of the following.
Doner
Shish
Kofta
Steak
Chicken
Chicken tika
Chicken doner
Lamb
I’m likely to have missed something off and the whole thing is wrapped in a appropriately sized custom nann. You’ll get the sauces you asked for (never enough) and the salad if you want (double never enough). I’d say it feeds at least 8 gluttonous people though you’ll all be ravenous for a salad by the time you are half way through the thing.
If you are in with your mates and a case of beer this is something to be ordered and endured/​enjoyed before the credit crunch brings and worsening global energy and food crisis brings end to the era of the family kebab.