The Cafe

Recently i have been trying to eat healthier, with the lack of places to buy quick healthy food, i thought i would try the cafes around. This café was the closest.
So i asked for jam on toast, i was being very generous and orders 4. They had no jam «it is not something we get asked for» they had marmalade, but it just is not the same. I went on to ask for a toasted balm, they didn’t have these either. I left as this was obviously a greasy spoon type of café.
Today i figured i wanted boiled egg on toast, they didn’t have any boiled eggs, AT FIRST she nearly offered to make me some but stopped with a big «NO», i was hungry so i asked for a sausage on toast with brown sauce… i ended up getting 2 slices of bread which looked like they had been prepared for French toast (eggy bread), the sausage was breaking into pieces.
I sat down to wait, and they have big wooden VARNISHED tables, my hands were sticking to it… very unpleasant.
I must say, i am not pleased and i will not be going again… huckleberry’s is down the road.