Rangers FC

Strangers FC are full of a bunch of weirdos that will offer you sweets in order to get you in their van, and then abduct you.
Not quite, but kind of.
Rangers are the second biggest club in Scotland, and one of the 10 biggest clubs in the UK. Only Celtic are bigger.
First-​Hand Experience: I’ve seen them play live on several occasions, including in Liverpool, and away from home in Scotland, and at Ibrox — their home — twice. The first time was a negative experience, but the second time was a very positive one, when they hosted Liverpool in a friendly during Kenny Dalglish’s most recent spell as manager — in 2011. That was a really great time, and is the only reason I’ll give this legendary club 4 stars. Before that, I had some issues with the sectarian anti-​Irish chanting that I heard at the other Ibrox game, but I’m over it and we can move on. I’m not sure what this club would have to do to earn a 5^th star from me, since they are a bitter rival of the Scots team I love — Celtic.
Yes, there is a huge religious rivalry with Celtic, who are Catholics, whereas Rangers are Protestants. I am deducting one star from Rangers for this, because it has led to many deaths and too much animosity. I have found that Rangers fans tend to be more militant about this, they call it sectarianism, even though Celtic fans can be just as violent and insane about it. The Rangers fans I’ve met have sometimes been racist and hostile towards Irish people and outsiders in general, and if there were a «Fascist» club of Scotland, Rangers would be it, along with the English counterparts, Aston Villa and Chelsea. As well as West Ham, Leeds, Sunderland, others.
Other than that, it’s a fantastic club.
Rangers have won 54 Scottish leagues (a world record), 33 Scottish Cups (a record), 27 League Cups (a record), and won the treble of all three in the same season 7 times (a world record). Rangers was the first British club to reach a UEFA tournament final and won the European Cup Winners’ Cup in 1972 after being runner-​up twice in 1961 and 1967. They were also runners up in 2008 in the UEFA Cup.
They were in the top division from 1872 until being liquidated in 2011, and demoted to the bottom tier. Now they’re on their way back up, facing play offs to try and get into the Prem.
They play in blue in front of 51k people.
They did not have a catholic play for them until Mo Johnston in 1989, and they once had 143,000 watch a game in 1948 at Ibrox. In 1987, 100,000 saw them face Kiev.
Ally McCoist is their greatest ever player.
Well I have to go now. Don’t be a Ranger.