Silks

No matter how hard I try, I just can’t take lingerie shops seriously, they make me giggle like a little school girl. No matter how classy they try to make themselves they are all essentially up market sex shops.
Whenever I see the red silk slips and the lacy thongs with suspenders I just think of one of those cheesy old movies where the femme fatale announces that she is going to «slip into something a little more comfortable.» Oh dear.
I don’t know why but these shops just make me cringe beyond belief. This one is right in the middle of Clarkston, right next to the ice-​cream shop and the primary school it just sticks out like a sore thumb and seems really inappropriately placed. The last thing you want is to bump into your neighbour walking his dog while you step out with a pair of suspenders.
I’m personally not into this kind of thing but I guess it does the job for people who are.