I promise that it isn’t vanity that makes me visit a tanning salon. It’s the cold, honest. I have always liked spraytan because it looks open and friendly: the glass front is welcoming, and it doesn’t have that dark, foreboding vibe of other salons with closed fronts. They also have a range of health products– mostly for wright loss, which convinces me that I am not just being vain by coming here, but taking a pro-active approach to my health. And the staff are charming, even when confronted by a slightly embarrassed man looking for an unseasonal tan.