Barclays

Well this is the fanciest and most high-​tech looking bank I have ever seen. This branch recently moved from a few doors up the street into this new bigger and shinier version of Barclays. Inside it feels really spacious and there is someone to greet you at the door and point you in the right direction according to what you need. Last time I went in to set up a standing order the initial member of staff put my name into an electronic thing that presumably connects to the upstairs staffs same electronic gadget thingys to establish some kind of que. Unfortunately this ‘system’ broke so we had to do it the old fashioned way and remember who had arrived before us as we sat on the semi-​circle of sofas. There is definitely a nicer atmosphere in this branch than the older one.

I know what you’re thinking. You know what Barclays is like, you have been a multitude of times, and reading this will be ultimately nugatory. But halt, I have regional differences to report.
My Dad stayed at a hotel a few years ago and when questioned on its calibre, he replied «It was quite good really, great breakfast. CRACKING atrium!» Such was his passion and fervour, that it elevated my personal appreciation for the glass structure. I remain alert to any sightings, and send pictorial evidence to my father immediately.
The new branch of Barclays has a superb atrium, and reminds me slightly of a spaceship. A tip though, don’t ask to withdraw space doubloons. You will be very politely, but also hastily ushered out of the door.
The staff I have encountered over the years at this branch, have been extremely helpful and approachable. Whether it was to discuss savings, open an ISA or merely investigate my lack of fiscal input, I have always felt like a valued customer.