Monkey Bizness

my grandchildren love the place, I hate it. but to be fair with free wifi and the news paper sif i can grab one do keep me amused. plenty of equipment means the children are well occupied and always have fun.
downside is that at busy times its over run, and the sessions are short, its also not cheap, the food is quite expensive for what it is and parking can be impossible on the estate leading to parking off the estate on a remnant of the original A27 about 300 yards away, not much fun in bad weather. but its for the kids and they enjoy it.

Had a revamp and sensory area gone replaced with more tables and chairs. Weekends are busy and limited to 90 minutes which is expensive for £7.

It gives me great pleasure to be the first to review this place although it comes from the 8 year old me and not my present form.
When I came here as a child the fun seemed to go on forever and ever since I have wanted to go back because I want to actually see and remember what I was doing that made it so fun! You have to have a kids birthday here as it’s perfect to let them loose for hours while you chill and get to know some of the other parents. There are a few things on as well if your a parent so if your the anti-​social type then you can just go and watch t.v. I would advise to have it on a Saturday so the blokes can watch the football results come in whilst the ladies can natter for a while. Deep Breath…
For those who can’t keep away from business then there is free wi-​fi and for those who want their kids to be constantly learning their is age specific learning activities. A nice restaurant which offers healthy and unhealthy, what on this planet is stopping you?

This place would be a dream venue for me if i was younger, so i can see how kids are so excited to go there. Have never been disappointed with the play areas. Nice big space, free parking, reasonably priced. Food is quite good too, tasty and a great range. We often go in the late afternoon for a play and eat, which is fairly reasonable, although the price increases fairlly rapidly if drinks are bought on top. Could do with the tables being cleared a little more often, but all in all a great place to take children. However can become very busy at weekends and school holidays, although fab for a rainy day! A new sensory area has been added, but already each time i go it seems to be a little more in a state of disrepair and missing computers, which is a shame.

This is an indoor childrens activity centre and it is awesome. I go here all the time, it is fantastic. It consists of big padded areas with climbing nets, ramps and platforms and goes up to two stories high There are separate play areas for children of different sizes and ages. There is a baby play area for the crawling and almost vertical, with various large padded shapes. There is a toddler area with a slide and mirrors and scramble nets. And then there is a huge climbing frame with two slides one is an enclosed corkscrew and the other similar to slides at funfairs. It is full of ramps nets and climbs, it is a great place for children to gain confidence, minus alot of the risk. The is a netted area with a goal and soft foam footballs and various ride on toys. There is also a café serving good coffee and a selection of hot and cold snacks and meals (not a burger in sight). The staff are young but polite. Staff supervision to ensure the right children are in the correct areas could be improved. Toddler mornings on Tuesday and Thursdays represent best value at £4 for an adult and a child.