I’ve heard this place can be hit or miss, but the two times I had takeaways, the food was good. Very inexpensive place but massive portions. I believe the owners are a married couple as well, which I appreciate. I had the battered sausage and a large order of chips the first time. I split the large chips with a friend, so it came out to £2.10 for me. Everything was wrapped up nicely for us. When you unwrap your food, it is quite greasy but that’s what I’m looking for really when I’m eating sausage and chips. It was perfect as it was, greasy but delicious. I only regret not having some sauces. At the counter, they do have some sauces like ketchup or mayo and I wish I had taken that to go somehow as well. Second visit I had the classic fish and chips. I knew from before that Bert’s portions were huge so I ordered the small cod and small chips. Again, quite a hefty takeaway for maybe £5. The lady added oil and vinegar. You could really taste it on the fish and it was perfect. Extraordinarily filling. Would definitely recommend, but perhaps on an infrequent basis, as the food is obviously not the healthiest.