Funky Mojoe

If you find yourself in the far east of london (perhaps you fell asleep on the central line) and fancy a taste of some Double D list celebrity drinking, Funky Mojoe is the place for you.
Situated in South Woodford this is the place where the social darlings of essex come to party «East London Style.» If you like big brother and heat magazine then this is the place to come as you’ll almost always see a footballer or a glamour model flashing the cash at the bar.
The interior is classy with feature walls covered in funky wallpaper and chandeliers etc, creating a wild party in a manor house effect. There are 2 main areas one which is slightly bigger and darker for you to get low down and dirty in what is supposedly the dancefloor. (I say supposedly because this place gets packed).
Drinks are quite expensive but entry is free so for a fun night get good and drunk first, and maybe take sunglasses as the orange glow from all the fake tan is blinding. Seriously some of these people look like they are half oompa loompa — maybe they are.
The music is fun, with lots of 90s RnB think R kelly Bobby Brown — perhaps some jodeci at the end of the night but with some current tunes rocking the place as well. Also look out for live appearences from people like Alexander O’ Neal every now and again and dj sets from Brandon Block.
Friday is over 30s, Saturday is over 18s. Dress code appears to be as little as possible for girls, and too much cologne and hair gel for guys.
It is a fun night out though and you should all try it once. Stop in at my place for a perfect coffee on your way home! x