Planet News

The names Planet News and it very well may be. This paper shop has a gargantuan magazine section. From Juggs to Jackie this store has it going on when it comes to the printed word. Look over to the other side of this well set up shop and you’ll find everything you’d expect, from a small amount of groceries, to a sugar fiends paradise. Now for the brownie points:
Can I top up my oyster card? …Yes
Can I play lottery? …Yes
Can I transfer money to my fictional friend in Guinea? …Yes
Can I even get my digital photos developed in 30mins … Hell yes
Do you have old customers who fart on the way to the counter and move so slowly and are so bulky you have to spend a full minute in their back draft as you make your way behind them to pay … Unfortunately yes
Butt man aside, Planet News, I think you’ve just earned yourself a 5* review.
(insert applause here)