Soho Parish Primary

My little brother went to this school and as I used to collect him at least once a week, went to school plays and helped out on a cinema trip, I feel qualified to say how lovely it is. I always hated my schools, but my little brother was very happy at this one. Although it is Church of England, the children are taught about different religions from the start, and the pupils are from a big mix of countries, cultures and backgrounds. The only drawback is the lack of space. It is a small, friendly school with a family feeling to it. But the playground is tiny though well equipped.
What is particularly cool about this school, though, is its survival flanked by two peep shows in the heart of Soho. Be prepared to see bruised and drugged looking teenage girls slinking and smoking outside the dodgy doorways, but never fear! The friendly neighbourhood bobbies always stand outside the gate at home time to ensure all is well. A local policeman also escorts the children and teachers to church for Christmas shows and whatever whatnots people get up to in those places. One day when my brother was seven a gunman escaped from a neighbouring brothel and took refuge on the school roof, but all was well as while armed police took over the school walls the teachers took the children for a picnic in the safe haven of nearby St James’ Park.
A lovely, friendly school — just make sure you’re prepared for all those birds and bees conversations early on as it’s pretty full on outside the school gates.