St Leonard’s Church

Some social deviant wrote graffiti on St. Leonard’s Church. I am agnostic. I believe in the sidereal. I may not be Christian, but Lord knows I wouldn’t damage a church in that way. How disrespectful can you possibly be?
‘G-​d fu@ked off’ is what it says on the side entrance. So what if he did? Do you really have to announce this conjecture on the side entrance of a place of worship? Of course you don’t, you evil little punk.
At these times I wish the wrath of G-​d was real and that whomever decided to be ‘witty’ and write such blasphemy would be caught in the midst of the eye of a hurricane while simultaneously being eaten alive by a band of rabid raccoons. It’s only fair.
Besides that, this place is cool. If I need a little bit of spiritual rejuvenation I walk around the ancient graves in the courtyard surrounding the church. Seeing a tombstone from 1472 really puts life in perspective sometimes. If you’re more into the living they hold church services here everyday and they also host community events from time to time. You’re welcome to pray, or gawk at decrepit gravestones, but damn you to hell if you desecrate anything on this property.