«Five. Five Pound. Five Pound Footloooong…» Erm… nope. This jingle is definitely lost in translation, cause let’s be honest, «Five Pound Footlong» just sounds stupid. Unless the sandwich were actually 5lbs, in which case, screw the jingle, bring on the food baby.(To clarify, not the«food,(comma) baby,» I’m talkin’ the actual food baby, as in a small cuisine child, or grub goblin.) …but it’s not. So it’s still pretty stupid. Good thing I get the 6inch.