Tops Pizza

Tops Pizza is a good local pizza shop with decent food and decent prices. If you live around the area you can pick up any large pizza for just over a fiver. You can pick up a personal pizza for £2 if you don’t have much of an appetite. The only problem with this place is their propensity to falsely advertise. I ordered the Tops Special (a large chicken pizza with bacon and ranch dressing) and they totally didn’t include the ranch dressing, which launched me into an inconsolable, irrational rage for about 5 minutes. After I did some Zen breathing exercises and calmed down I asked them to add the ranch dressing. They didn’t have ranch dressing. They ran out of ranch dressing two months ago, but they kept the item on their menu and neglected to tell me that this topping was unavailable. But, whatever, it’s not the biggest deal in the world, but if you’re really craving the toppings on the pizza that you order ask them if they’re available, otherwise they’ll improvise without telling you.