Southern Fried Chicken

This chicken is not Kentucky Fried! No, it’s Southern Fried, my friend, though you will be damned if you can tell the difference aside from the price and a strange cloying sensation left in your mouth after eating it.
Yes, it’s another fast food chicken outlet thing, specialising in chicken only. I honestly don’t know why these guys keep competing with each other; it’s such a niche market to start with, and with Dixy Chicken nearby there’s little point in trying to hold your own. There’s not much to say really, as it does nothing new or different than the other few places nearby. If you have a craving for chicken, Dixy is better and about three minutes walk away from Southern Fried. And it tastes better.
I feel sort of harsh marking this place down. If it was on its own in the area then I’d probably give it three stars, but with better options nearby, I’m going to be cruel.
Oh, it also has apparently nothing to do with the Southern Fried Chicken brand, as it doesn’t appear on their website. Which begs the question: is that legal?