Paris

A really good little club. In terms of décor, it’s been done out really nicely in boutique style (I don’t think it looks tacky at all and I’m from S10) and they’ve really made a good use of the space. Lighting and sound is good, and it doesn’t take too long to get served at the bars. Entry is in the £ 3 –5 region, so nothing too expensive.
It does vary a bit from night to night though. I’ve been on Wednesdays and Fridays. Wednesday was fantastic; great young crowd (many student types), fantastic mashup of party music and dangerous cheap drinks. Saturday was expensive, overpriced and the clientele was very ‘Only way is Essex’!

Was talked into going to Paris by one of my best friends, who went all the time last summer. And it turned out to be exactly how I thought it would be.
Only had to queue for a couple of minutes to get in (this was on a Saturday night). The bouncers were threatening a guy with exclusion, though i couldn’t really work out why (think they were just throwing their weight around to be honest).
Got in there (entry was a fiver, so nothing criminal) and it was DEAD. Bought a drink at the bar which was massively overpriced, and served by staff who looked like they’d got somewhere better to be. The place has tried so hard to be classy and exclusive, but just looks tacky internally.
It started to fill up after a little while– although the clientele left a lot to be desired. Wannabe WAG girls and chavvy guys– even those from S17/​S11 (like myself) seemed rough.
Dance floor was small, promo girls were tacky and the music was nothing exciting. The people here were either trying to be a big deal, or thought they were a big deal. Both groups were falling far short.
I’d never waste another night in this place. My friend and I ended up bailing after about an hour as a result of boredom. Tries to be upmarket, and fails miserably.