Captain Cook

I’ve been twice, I forgot I went the first time that’s how they got me back in and both times I have been 100% disappointed, I ordered the dbl shish, nothing dbl about it, it was like lifting up an empty box of chocolates and it tasted dry and over cooked, imo they shud try a different trade, maybe cleaning or something as they can’t cook, rebrand to Private Slop… Avoid big time.
School review: F. Pay more attention in class.

I am not a huge fan of fast food but when a hangover cripples my brain and dehydrates my body, Aspirin and Alka Seltzer do nothing for me. The only thing which makes me feel half human again is junk food. Nice, greasy, full off preservative junk food. The type that if it fell behind the sofa would be perfectly preserved 6 months down the line. There is nothing good for you about junk food, but boy it can taste good!
I have made a trip to Captain Cook a few times but the groups of male teenagers who treat it as a hangout can be very off-​putting. However the food can be quite good. I write this tentatively because to be honest, my views are mixed on this one. Captain Cook’s chicken wings (4 in a portion) are absolutely divine, finger-​lickin good. The kebabs are horrendous: dry meat, small pitta, thrown together salad and curdled yoghurt. The fries are hot and fluffy inside but the cheeseburgers are too greasy. The pizza is average but inoffensive. Captain Cook’s advantage is that it opens every weekday from 10am until 1am the following morning and they will make local deliveries from 5.50pm until 1am providing your order exceeds £8. So if you live close to Stretford and get the munchies at midnight, ring up this takeaway and get yourself some wings.