Pinaepple Express Cafe

I’ve been twice now and have loved it. I’ve only tried the vegan options (and they even modified one of the meals for me) and I loved not only how delicious the food is but it was presented amazingly and the store itself had a lot of great young energy. Really loved the experience and will be back again

I’ll keep this short and sweet. Mocha Magic is amazing! Staff was nice, building is small, recommend trying!

Super disappointing! Even though they were dealing with a busy breakfast rush there is no excuse for the food we were given.
Negatives: The food was cold as in stone cold, poached eggs were overdone so much that when cut open the inside fell out in a pebbly cold mess, and the halloumi was so tough it squeaked when chewed. Service was distracted & we had to find our own cutlery even though they deliver food to your table. How hard is it to bring a fork and knife with you when you bring a plate?
Positives: coffee was ok & the milk was steamed properly. Plenty of healthy options & vegetarian meals looked very tasty. Really lovely décor & decent prices.

Food was good. Service was good. Would I go back? Yeah, probably if I was in the area. I like how the place is decked out too. Very stylish. I love myself a

Look. If you’re the kind of person who enjoys drinking out of jars, add another star.
I’m not. I like drinking out of cups meant for drinking. Drinking out of a jar is what you do when you can’t afford a cup, so you wash out the vegemite jar and use that. The hipster trend is just an insult.
Rant aside, this is a nice little shop. They give off the ‘organic’ vibe, and they use coconut to make their soft serve, so it’s probably great for the lactose intolerant.
I went for the King Kong smoothie, which is essentially a fancy banana smoothie.
I’m not going to lie, it was thick and delicious. I’d get another one, especially on a hot day. I don’t really like the taste of coconut, but it was not overwhelming.
We did discuss the economics of opening a place and spending up on décor for what is essentially a passing fad, but what do I know? Maybe it’s worth it. Maybe this place will go the distance.
Either way, with the weather warming up, get in there and get yourself a King Kong.