Eurotrash Bar

Yes sir Trash indeed! No offence to the wonderful owners of the place.
This was my first time here, although I remained utterly and stubbornly
convinced that I had been here before, when in fact that was Pony– quite
some years ago. In fact I insisted that it was actually next to Pony.
Anyway, this sorts two problems– the first that I have found Berlin bar!
(Yes way behind the curve I realise.) The Second that I have solved
my mystery of what Dumplings b-​word is. Anyways, went to Eurotrash
late Tuesday night, got trashed, and enjoying the extreme puffing billy
smoking room– It’s outside, but there’s more smoke in here than a
burnout competition in the outer suburbs.
But once the lights were on and the music off; the venue isn’t too bad,
There’s some quite nice areas, and with a little sprucing up and design
re-​working, it could be a great place. *Yes Berlin bar IS upstairs, and
I STILL haven’t been. But another time. Younger crowd, but still plenty
of hipsters, smokers and people up on it, for tuesday night. There
are some good beers, From what I can remember, An I’ve finally solved
the mystery of what lies down Corrs lane.

As Sophie L. said, Eurotrash is actually pretty trashy.
Ambiance: The venue itself is relatively small. They’ve also made almost 0 effort in the décor aside from odd pictures on the wall. I guess the best way to describe it is that Eurotrash seriously looks like someone’s garage.
Drinks: The bar-​skills here definitely could use a bit of improvement. They don’t really do incredible cocktails here or anything like that but Eurotrash is the place you want to go to for CHEAP DRINKS. This ends up attracting a lot more of the young and poor crowd who want to get smashed for cheap.
Pros:
~ They always play chart music. I’m okay with this because the majority of chart music is great to dance to.
~ Convenient location.
~ No cover fee.
~ Cheap drinks.
Other than that, everything else about here is just average and it’s a bit too dingy for me. Still, because it’s free it’s still worth to poke your head in and see what’s up. Worst case scenario is that you’ll just end up hopping over to another club in the city.

As long as there are trendy kids wanting cheap and boozy nights out, Streetparty will continue to hold nights like Dumplings Bitch every Tuesday night at Eurotrash. To be honest, it’s been a while since I’ve had the luxury of drinking on a Tuesday night, but the last time I went to Dumplings Bitch was a great night out. Didn’t think it would be so packed and crazy, but yes, turns out there are loads of people getting their drank on this early in the week.
The tunes were whatever was cool in the indie world at the time, as well as some cheesy old tunes thrown in. The vibe was very Lower East Side grimy sleazy club night. Lots of messy people. You can get an order of dumplings for $ 5 between 7pm and 10pm, and there’s drink specials till midnight ($ 6 stubbies and basics, that sort of thing).
The slogan is «The only place to get loose on a Tuesday». Enough said.

Dear Eurotrash, why must you always be full of first year uni students on a mission to party ’til they puke?
I think the management must have changed at Eurotrash a couple of years back. It used to have something interesting going on (such as the «arty» hardcore pornography that was constantly displayed on a television screen in a curtained off section, with a double bed — this was kind of cute rather than creepy). Now it just feels a bit awkwardly laid out. The music downstairs is a little too loud to hold a conversation, and upstairs the vibe is a bit too «clubby» for my liking.
Meh…

Surprising as it may seem, Eurotrash is super trashy. Drawing in the uni crowd (as in the only-​just-​started-​uni crowd) it appears to be the place to go for dancing, drinking and fumbling romances.
I used to spend a lot of time here, and distinctly remember it being a guaranteed great night out sort of place. I now realise that this was entirely because I was eighteen. Having been back since, it’s dingy and generally pretty average. While it is one of the few placing that draws a big crowd on a Tuesday night in the city, you can definitely do better.

I don’t think Eurotrash markets itself very accurately. I looked it up before the first time I went there, and was expecting something reminiscent of a boudoir, or an Amsterdam coffee-​shop. In reality it’s just a multilevel club with loud music, cheap drinks and lots of kids filling up the dancefloor.
The crowd is very young, and a little bit handsy. Aged 21 I had been dancing with a lad for a little while I was informed (by him) that it was ok to be dancing with me because he liked older women. Take from that what you will. I took that it was time for me to go home.