Total rottology! Bought the double burger meal, immediately regretted that decision. Honestly you’d be fed better at a pikeys picnic!
Dolores M.
Rating des Ortes: 4 Dublin, Republic of Ireland
Ah Borzas, land of Chips and onion rings with garlic sauce after a day of rugby watching… well, thats what borzas is to me. Jeese just writing this review is making me crave a big bag of steaming vinegary borza chips, and dont forget a sprinkle of salt. there really is nothing better than a bag of chips after a day of drinking while watching rugby. you jsut keep drinking and dont think of food, and the suspense of the rugby has you totally distracted from your needs of nourishment. I know i keep talking about rugby and drinking but this chipper is right beside keilys and i only ever go into Borzas after a trip to keilys so hopefully my ramble makes sense to you now! anyway, nice people in here too, i really dont have anything bad to say about the place! Whats the quickest way to get there from work right now???
Brian P.
Rating des Ortes: 3 Dublin, Republic of Ireland
These guys are awful for under-cooking my chips, I mean I tell the guy on the phone, «Crispy, okay? This time for the love of Christmas, make them CRISPY! Crispy as a camel’s turd, you got that pal?!» Does he listen, yeah, actually he does, but I think he does it just to wind me up, waiting for the day I forget to ask then … BAM! Chips soggier than pants on a park bench. Still, what he doesn’t know is that they’re the only chipper near enough to me to deliver, so the jokes on you Mr. Borza-man! I’ll keep coming back no matter how you do to the chips, so ha! Like Holmes and Moriarty, it’s a deadly dance we twirl together but I think deep down we know we’d be lost without it.
